thingsthatpiagetsays

1,699 salary. 1,699,000 lifestyle. IKR

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P: 'Samantha' is horny but 'Sam' is not horny. 'Jessica' is horny but Jess is not horny.
#thingspiagetsay

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P: Ah guas are dicks with chicks. *laughs uncontrollably*
#wtf #whereyourbrainat

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P: Cibai smells like iron

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P: Saujana? Which part of Saujana? Atas Saujana or Bawah Saujana?

#crazyrichasians

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A: We went to PD
P: PD? You mean the jail?
Y: That's Pudu... PD is Port Dickson
#thingspiagetsay

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Can you repeat yourself? I was eating something crunchy, I can't hear you. #thingspiagetsay

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P: The curry puff looks too chinese

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P: *talking about hijab that's wrapped in a way to look like real hair*
P: why you cover your hair with hair?

#whut

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Pia: Oh, Iman you haven't paid your lunch yet.
Iman (a broke intern): *digs in wallet for coins and hands it to Pia*
Pia: CIS!

#OnlyBrokePeopleCanRelate

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No One:
Absolutely NO ONE:
P: Bunsen burner.
#thingspiagetsays #wtf #contextpls

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P: What does Godspeed mean?
P: Does it mean you're dead?
P: Because you're moving faster than God..?
#wtf

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(Having lunch post boxing workout)
Piaget: I want to order fist and chips #thingspiagetsay

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P: What's her name? G-something Parrot?
J: You mean Gwyneth Paltrow.
#WTF #thingspiagestsays

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"They're born this way you know, the coffee" - #thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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"Don't mess with him... He has black tie in taekwando" - #thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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"Omg so ugly.. I totally do not want to talk to her" (referring to an AI assistant) #thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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P: I used to just wear shirts but now I need a jacket to cover my lovely lace
Y: You mean love handles..?
#thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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Topic - How to make love?

P: You need to turn the tetek (while using middle finger to touch nipple)
#thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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J: What do you call collar bone in malay?
Piaget: Tulang
#thingspiagetsay #cannotahan

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P: So when’s the red bomb coming?(aka when are you getting married?)
C: Not yet...
P: Huh? But your Fallopian tubes are closing... #thingspiagetsay