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Cosmic advice from the thing in Thing's pants.

Superhuman strength. Superhuman Stamina. Superhuman Durability. Yeah.

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"Never turn down a big woman, or a free burrito" ~Socrates

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@Pulaxki @DowloaderBot

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@littlelivbug LORENZO !

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@meowri The bush is back ! 🗣️

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@AaronMeyers I got your rip in time 💨💨💨

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@AaronMeyers I GOT YOUR GREAT BIG BEEF!

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Orson Welles has signed on as the voice of #Omicron

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All this talk about the ‘size of the package’...finally, I feel seen !
#CovidReliefBill #bigpackage

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ITS A LOAN, LIKE ANY OTHER !

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America: vote @AndrewWK for the ALL-NIGHT PARTY! #2020Elections

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Boy, I remember when the #SuperSpreader was #goatse 🤔 #TrumpCovid19

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ENJOY YOU SOB! #COVID19

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Wait, so IS the bush back or what?
#covidbush?

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@SimWise Damn, I’d hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor

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SLAPPING BUTTS !

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THE #JUICE IS LOOSE!

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#SHAME ! 🔔

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BIG NIPPLES IN FULL EFFECT ! #nippgate #nippsout #yancystreet

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Remember: summer equals tatties

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#housepartyprotocol !