thingswesaid

Things we have actually said. Out of context.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

You’ll be in my schlong ❤️

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

You can play with my nipples all you want. You just have to get me a bowl of ice cream after.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

@red10meg Got engaged ❤️

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

It’s ok. I can picture his nipples for you.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Make Salmon Slurpy Again

[meg-Han Solo ❤️‍🔥 @red10meg]

gosh i wish i was playing heads up 7 up right now

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

This is a wide end of “Fuck You”

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

@red10meg See also: herculean task

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Inbreds are tasty

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Dragons. Not to be confused with drag cunts because that’s completely different.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

@red10meg Maybe it’s code for being good at cooking?

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Pumps are not prostitutes.

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IF I GET AN ASS BANANA I SWEAR…

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

That’s more European than racism.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

I don’t want to shimmy past you in my underwear while you’re ironing.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Poutine or shrimp fried rice- Sophie’s choice really.

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Hey focus! If I can’t stop for a drink, you can’t stop for cheese!

[thingswesaid @thingswesaid4]

Why do you sound like a gay horse?

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

I'm sorry but what is going on with the proportions here