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Nothing but things that people says.

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“Don’t be serious in there!”

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"Do I ever talk about white chicks?"

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"You can smell your eyes vaporizing."

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"I just want a street that worships me."

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"Help me, I can't find my arm."

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"Did that tree just birth her?"

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"I don't really hang with turkeys."

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"I'm not a killer, I'm just cold."

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"It's like having little lemon pies on your mouth."

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"Santa Claus is a gender less male."

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"Behind every great man is an atta-boy."

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"You all are going to lose flavor!"

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"Stop looking for that pea! We gave that to you already."

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"The sun burns my hair as well as my face."

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"I only use my tongue for talking."

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"So you squeezed nine mimes today?"

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"Sumo wrestlers like to think of cozy things before they charge each other."

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"My favorite activity, straight-up coke and being breaded."

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"I'm a detective of myself."

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"Why don't you go lick a tree!"