Éttuob “The Guru” Cassi

When The Guru says “BOOK IT!”, you can take it to the $ BANK $ 🏦

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Match 6
Gunther will defeat Seth “Freakin” Rollins

Match 7
Randy Orton (assisted by Pat McAfee) will defeat Cody Rhodes to win the Undisputed WWE Championship, making him a 15 time World Champion.

#theguruhathspoken

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Match 4
A.J. Lee will defeat Becky Lynch to retain the Women’s Intercontinental Championship

Match 5
Bayley & Lyra Valkyria will become the new Women’s Tag Team Champions defeating Nia Jax/Lash Legend, Alexa Bliss/Charlotte Flair, & The Bella Twins

#theguruhathspoken

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WrestleMania 42 Predictions (Saturday):

Match 1
The Usos & LA Knight will defeat Logan Paul, Austin Theory & IShowSpeed

Match 2
Jacob Fatu will defeat Drew McIntyre

Match 3
Liv Morgan will defeat Stephanie Vaquer to become the new Women’s World Champion

#theguruhathspoken

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HOME OPENER 2026, #repthehalo

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The Guru’s Thanksgiving Day Special

Round Robin into 3-Teamer Parlays

Follow The Guru on X after you see my prognostication skills for yourself

#TheGuruHathSpoken

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Guru’s Prophecy
Week 13 - CFP Prediction

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Jacksonville Jaguars +3½ -120

New York Giants +5½ -115

New York Jets +6 -115 for Game

Pittsburgh Steelers -3 -125

San Francisco 49ers -3 -105

Denver Broncos -1 -115

Atlanta Falcons +3 -105

The Guru Hath Spoken

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Jon Jones RUNNING from Tom Aspinall.

He knows.

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Jed York texted me this morning. It was 260. I said, make it 265.

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Shedeur getting Kaepernicked

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The Guru’s version of the College Football Playoffs:

Every conference champion gets in. 10 conference champions. 6 at large bids. No byes. Make being a conference champion really mean something. Seed the 16 teams by AP Rankings.

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NFL running games on CFP Saturday is just greedy. And very unnecessary.

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Yale dancing because Brown unable to make free throws in waning seconds. Oh the Madness!
#MarchMadness

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@RealSkipBayless No you don’t. Not at all. Stay in your lane Skip.

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Playing at home is not Dallas’ issue. They will win comfortably tonight. Do not hesitate laying the points.

#theguruhathspoken

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@RealSkipBayless I have one question for you Mr. Bayless……………

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The Guru Hath Spoken