Chris

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

the Joker once said “not a single scar on my heart came from my enemies. they all came from people I thought loved me” that hits hard.

[Daniel Darling @dandarling]

"Your call may be recorded to ensure high-quality service." I believe we've recorded quite a few customer service calls over the years. Can we get the high-quality service now? When does that start?

[Elif @Elifbenad]

Bir kadın, kocası işteyken bir ilişki yaşar.

Sevgilisiyle yatakta birlikteyken, 13 yaşındaki oğlu içeri girer, ikisini görür ve izlemek için dolaba saklanır.

Sonra koca eve gelir ve kadın, oğlunun zaten orada olduğunu fark etmeden sevgilisini de dolaba koyar.

Oğul: "Burası çok karanlık."
Adam: "Evet."
Oğul: "Benim bir beyzbol topum var."
Adam: "Güzel."
Oğul: "Satmak ister misin?"
Adam: "Hayır, teşekkürler."
Oğul: "Babam dışarıda duruyor..."
Adam: "Tamam, peki, ne kadar?"
Oğul: "$250"
Adam: "Tamam."

Şimdi çocuk, kapı zili her çaldığında dolaba saklanıyor. Üç hafta sonra aynı şey tekrar oluyor, yine oğul ve sevgili dolapta birlikte.

Oğul: "Burası çok karanlık."
Adam: "Evet."
Oğul: "Benim bir beyzbol eldivenim var."
Adam, geçen seferki oyunu hatırlayıp sinirlenerek sorar: "Bu sefer ne kadar?"
Oğul: "$750"
Adam: "Tamam."

Birkaç gün sonra, baba oğula der: "Hadi beyzbol oynayalım, topunu ve eldivenini al."

Çocuk: "Olamaz, eşyaları sattım."
Baba: "Ne kadara?"
Çocuk: "$1000."
Baba: "Bu çok fazla, arkadaşlarını böyle kazıklarsın ha! Eşyaların değerinden kat kat fazla. Hemen kiliseye gidiyoruz ve günahlarını itiraf edeceksin."

İkisi kiliseye gider ve baba çocuğu itiraf odasına koyar.

Çocuk: "Burası çok karanlık."
Rahip: "Şu boktan numarayı bir daha başlama!"

~bamasaltymarine

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

One day, your home will be empty, and someone will have to decide what to do with your things. They'll open your drawers. They'll find the watch you treasured so much, the car you spent three years paying off, and the clothes you saved for special occasions because you didn't want to wear them out. And they'll make three piles: what to sell, what to give away, and what to throw away. None of it goes with you. Not a single thing. The only thing that goes with you is that afternoon you stayed talking for hours and didn't even realize where the time went. The look on your mom's face when you showed up to visit her without telling her you were coming. Don't collect things... Collect moments with the people you love

[Dave @ Max @Max_Sarcasium1]

@avpk11

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@lcircum Evey year!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@shellcanspell NOOOOOO

[The Duke of #FreeState @SirDavid_Dashe]

I agree with this trend of Tax revolt in South Africa 🇿🇦. We are being taxed to death by corrupt politicians and government 🚮🚮🚮🚮. We are not getting value for the services we are paying or being taxed for.
#TaxRevoltSA

[Chris @thinkalot123]

No power in Protea heights?

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@jeremycorbyn 6000 likes?, I cannot wrap my head around this, so many crazy people, I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@JayTeeZah_SA @UBGK12 keep telling yourself that 😭🤦

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@Olivia_LaGrange Start drinking and smoking!

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today...

Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive...

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@Shirinsmit To suffer, simple!

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@Oh_Katie_Babie @JayTC53 please list all the lies?

[Chris @thinkalot123]

@WatchReform @RupertLowe10 it's not about deterrent,it's about justice!

[Chris @thinkalot123]

I wonder what it must feel like,nearing 60 years old,and NOT knowing you messed up your whole life, and now it's to late.