Emma

[Emma @thinkingemma]

Hi, I'm Emma and I believe in true love, fate, and undiscovered sea creatures. Thank you for your time.

[Emma @thinkingemma]

“Nev from catfish is a Lesbian ally” - @hannahatwood13

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Hannah and I just booked our bachelorette party before we are engaged

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Noah Kahan is worship music for lesbians.

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Talking to people who vape is so funny…

one moment I’m making business decisions with them and the next I get a Whiff of cotton candy on their breath.

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Hannah smoking in bed “strawberry short cake is sapphic”

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“Penises arnt that gross… men are grosser” - @hannahatwood13

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My most millennial trait is that I love Florence and the machine.

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The most feral thing I did as a child was make plates of sautéed onions and just eat them… just like that.

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@bellagoth420 Hey you’re talking to the right guy because … literally same. Like same. Homeschoolers revolt.

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@bellagoth420 Pftttttt

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@elyseaIexander Preach!

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Hannah putting her on clothes inside out: “ooooh this feels cool😍”

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As I finish the series I can now confidently say I would smash every member of the how I met your mother cast. Special shout out to marshal tho 😍😤

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Why am I attracted to the entire cast of How I Met Your Mother ?

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Somebody tell @hannahatwood13 that setting the thermostat to 80 mf degrees is not normal 🥵🫠

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Dating a Leo means laying in bed and hearing them whisper to themselves “I’m awesome …”

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@mxrleebaker Lolll the amount of times I had to read this in undergrad was astonishing (5)

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@jrobjohn This is is funny because mine is Parallel parking too!?

[Gam @BGF_96]

Quoted @NoahKahan to my therapist today and he said “who is that??? this is the third time someone has said that line in here”

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@corabeewoman They haven’t release what they have planned but they have bought the property with hopes of putting some kind of buisness there. So not confirmed.

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@Iumerpa The plot was way too scattered for me …. andddd it low key felt like a spy kids movie Lmao.

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I’m gonna be honest: I didn’t like glass onion.