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@sammorril Saw you in wegmans earlier beast what’d you pick up

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I am having visions of djing on a rooftop and transitioning peg by steely Dan into pyramids by frank ocean. I have no idea how to dj

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Sometimes I catch myself opening hinge in between sets at the crowded gym. Is this a problem do I have a problem

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Poster nut bags in’s and outs for the year

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I haven’t gotten an interaction with a tweet on here in over a month but just wanna let yall know I’m not gonna stop!

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As I continue to age I have consistently honed in on Sunday nights. This might be the best one yet

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Rewatching season one of stranger things for the first time since it came out it’s kinda funny that mike rizzed up a girl that’s functionally like 3 years old

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Call me Finn the way she make my wolf hard when she’s doin stranger things on it

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Jalen Coker #ProBowlVote

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A little glimpse into my Friday evening folks

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Just went to the gym and rode the bike for 45 minutes. Got a bag of peanut m&ms for desert tonight at the vending machine on the way out and ate them all before I got home #iamretarded

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Did you know….. did you know that you can make the cobras dance? Did you even fucking realize you can make the cobras dance you fucking moron???

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@fantasyfootpics I read this and thought I missed an important election result today so I looked up Andy richter and was very confused for 30 seconds

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If I was a chick I would post an annoying amount of dance videos on tik tok

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This is what living by yourself as a 26 year old dude is all about

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Just saw a prompt that said “I go crazy for: Dr Pepper and cheese”

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Average girl on hinge:

Don’t hate me if I’m funnier than you

Moderate

If loving this is wrong I don’t want to be right: chat gpt

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People on TikTok be like here’s what I eat when I’m too lazy to cook. Then it’s a video of them cooking

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Why don’t half marathon training plans factor in two days of binge drinking and one day of binge drinking recovery each week. What the hell

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Unfortunately there is a pretty girl my age next to me on the plane (4 hours long) and I can’t stop hangover farting