christian

thoroughly insincere

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

I like pda so much if it was up to me, shawty would be sitting on my lap at the steakhouse

[C @thatsocarisma]

I want some margaritas and pussy for cinco de mayo

[Christopher ⁉️ @ScaryMnstrz]

How I look at the phone when I get a reply from one of the few mutuals I actually like

[Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @jeremymstamper]

That’s it - I’m getting a job at Lockheed Martin

[StarvingArtist @Starving3man]

I want a girl to cover my mouth while she jerks me off from behind oscs

[★ hex ★ @HEXGIRLFRlEND]

me when I see another alt girl at the thrift store: it’s a shame we met on the battlefield and not in the pub

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

Tensions rise in Manchester as local teens confronts foreign men, with scenes showing youths pushing back rather than backing down.

[Kevin Bolk (K-Bo.) @kevinbolk]

Cultural appropriation is awesome actually.

[j! ~ ☆ @pluvtos]

Dis boutta be the pfp of the corniest nigga u know

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

Chiaki Kuriyama on the set of Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

[Gubby 💛🍡 ✧₊˚ˑ༄ @Gubsygoo]

Can’t believe AI has robbed us of frequent magical photoshop creations like this

[瑞希 mizuki @mizupyon3]

Buc-ee's❤️❤️❤️🦫

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

U got a smile that could light up the whole psych ward shordy

[gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE @coffinposting]

IF THERE'S A SCREEN, SAW WILL BE SEEN

[gomi @parveen__tyagi]

she literally explained why some people never feel lazy and how to copy them (in 2 mins)

[Castlebravo_01 🇦🇺🇭🇰 (Junny Connoisseur) @CastleBravo_01]

Amazing we're around the same age and she's an olympic gold medalist while I'm just some fat fucking wagecel chud who's just getting by to cover my student debt

[weather @dsxf234161]

fuck you.

[͙͘͡ ❀ bean 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @puckingdiva]

i’ve been reading fanfiction for the past 5 hours and tell me why i returned to twitter to find that the united states and israel just fucking bombed iran

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Chalino Sanchez reading the death note handed to him by an audience member, realizing this will be his last performance