Maggie

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

If I hear another ebola joke

[brandon* @brndxix]

am i that friend that’s too woke if i say it’s weird to boil a crab alive

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

Stew Leonard’s u have 24 hours to respond

[KT @artkaisucks]

sold my huge cow head sculpture on FB marketplace to this random woman who was OBSESSED and she just sent this pic of it HUNG ON HER WALLLLL

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

“Store my meat? I store my meat in the belly of my brother.”

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Sharing goes hard af 💯

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Something don don me the other day

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

when the aunts pull up with an assorted box at the function it’s a damn race for the rainbow cookies. the rest are dogass

[annabella @toebruises]

Italians suck so bad at cookies like walking into a bakery and seeing this kinda ruins my day

[fareena stcokmarket @frnaarfn]

I wish depth upon my haters

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

@riyaonline__ riya caught 3rd grade tweeting again

[HarryHew @harryhew]

Leonard Cohen playing chess against himself

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

i only brush my vanity teeth

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

lowkey tap dancing makes me feel awkward to watch. i understand it’s impressive but i don’t think in taps so idk why. just a lot of clomping to the untrained eye.

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

@nicobingo i’m tryna be the next 50 cent

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

what do you mean you don’t know how it’s pronounced. you are vitamin water

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

when i was feverish with covid last week i dreamt i invented a new way to play chess (extra row of pawns for each player). then i got so stressed out by the logistics of the board being too crowded that i threw up

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

@trinitybellaa what’s ur apple music.. need to link + build

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

My favorite photo i’ve ever taken (west campus circa 2019). The identical comfort color girl symmetry down to the stride and phone grip. Then u have the alt chick perfectly positioned for contrast… a rich text. honestly moves me.

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

i wish there was a way to say “likewise” in casual conversation without it feeling like that

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

@Will415429 it’s for this bike

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

@riyaonline__ mint chocolate chip comeback season. really delicious when you don’t have a mf in your ear telling you “it’s green”

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

i’m a large batch consumer. draft lattes. prepackaged cookie dough. i want the ingredients scaled up into oblivion.. i want to eat a small percentage of one thousand eggs and one hundred espresso shots. like that guy who life hacked his productivity to have 1 day every 6 hours

[Maggie @thinkmaggie]

a toofpick changes everything