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A literal deluge of mundane thoughts

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Conclusion: It’s either caffeine or control. Thoughts? #MundaneMonday

[mundave @thinkmundane]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Are chem trails the precursor to terra forming technology?

[mundave @thinkmundane]

@toobaffled So you're telling me that an experimental vaccine, that was rushed through trials has unexpected long lasting side effects?? 😱🫨😱

[mundave @thinkmundane]

@ufob0t Mass monitoring is either collecting mass data to predict movement, reaction etc of the mass or searching a database to flag key events or words. We are merely the statistics sold to the highest bidder.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Jeremy Clarkson knows what’s happening 👇

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Maybe it’s not broken, just dropping hints. You seeing this too?#MundaneMonday

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Checked the batteries—fine. So who’s messing with my seconds?

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Mundane Monday: My clock skipped a minute. Tech fail or time manipulation?

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Neighbor’s dog barks every day at noon. Time check or coded warning?” #HiddenSigns

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Overheard my fridge humming a tune. Appliance quirk or a frequency I should be worried about? #MundaneMysteries

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Paperclip bent itself on my desk overnight. Random—or a tiny metallic rebellion? #EverydayPlots

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Streetlight flickered as I walked by. Power surge or a message I’m too mundane to decode? #EverydayPlots

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Caught my pen rolling off the desk again. Gravity—or something nudging me to notice? #MundaneMysteries

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Socks vanish in the dryer. Coincidence? Or a secret textile conspiracy to keep us buying more? #EverydayPlots

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Heard it’s hooked to smart tech now. Who’s really brewing my morning—me or the grid?

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Mundane Monday: My coffee maker hissed at me today. Normal glitch or subtle threat?

[mundave @thinkmundane]

What’s the most mundane thing you’ve overthought today? Mine’s whether my toaster’s part of a bread-burning agenda

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Noticed my oak’s shorter. Not me growing—trees shrinking! Gov’s hiding it. Why? #TreeShrinkConspiracy #GovHidesTruth

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Measured the pine out back. Down 2 inches since ‘23. Gov says ‘weather.’ Lies! #TinyTimber #TreeShrinkConspiracy

[mundave @thinkmundane]

Saw a truck—‘Forestry Dept.’ Hauling tiny trees. Evidence? Or cover-up? #TreeShrinkConspiracy #TinyTimber