Willow

Trying to keep the left from destroying their own party through political satire and rhetoric.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

The way everyone was chasing today makes me think no one wants to be alive anymore. That kind of sums this storm season up pretty well.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@JordanHallWX People forget that weather is never certain. It is hard to predict, even for the best. What's important is noting the potential for hazards, because it helps keep people safe. But potential doesn't always lead to success. Just ask my parents.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

Tomorrow is not an ideal chaser for beginner chasers. The storms may get messy, visibility will likely be very poor, and powerful tornadoes that could do unusual things may occur. If you go anyway, stay far back and use your exit strategy if you're not sure what is going on.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@MatthewCappucci Rotating supercells always have a weird sound to me that I can only ever hear in person. Not sure if other people hear it to.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@ReedTimmerUSA I got alpha gal syndrome storm chasing last year. Be careful out there.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@VinceWaelti But I'm dumb-maxxing

[Willow @thinkystrong]

Felt late night anxiety and called ex for company. Ex comes and gets me, almost crashes on a rainy highway by driving extremely recklessly. Calls me too emotional for not wanting to die. Anxiety is now much worse. Never call an ex.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@MatthewCappucci A road runner would escape so fast. I actually caught a cool video of one last year. They're cool birds.

[Peter Griffin @WXPeterGriffin]

We need to STOP complimenting storms. Celebrating an active storm can KILL IT. This is because storms feed off of instability.

A storm that feels validated becomes emotionally stable. A stable atmosphere produces NOTHING. Keep your supercells anxious. Keep them insecure.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@GumryWX I'm glad I came to the comments section here. I thought I needed to work on my emotional regulation, but now I feel like I might actually be doing much better than most.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@GumryWX @marshall42099 I feel infinite rage 👌

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@brandonwxOK My previous human smuggling arrests 😭

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@JaydonShawwx What is the significance of jet streak translation speed? (For us dummies that only know meteorology basics.)

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@225MPH_EF4 That's actually really impressive. I have yet to even touch that number.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

I can't wait!

[Payton Malone @paytonmalonewx]

Save the date. A total solar eclipse will happen right over New Orleans…in 52 years. On May 11, 2078 the sky will turn dark as the Moon passes directly in front of the Sun. I will be anxiously waiting for this. 📷

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@therealdotun1 A real professional driver would have just reversed out of it

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

first base: kissing

second base: birding the park together

third base: couple trip to Utah

home run: hiding together in a ditch in Western Nebraska as your rental Toyota RAV4 is lofted by a violent, wedge tornado

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@BrianAllenWX I may not be the best storm chaser, but at least I've never followed another chaser to avoid critical thinking.

[Willow @thinkystrong]

@mrrasmulan Why did they x ray the full body for wrist pain?

[DavisDoesWeather @DavisDoesWX]

This might genuinely be the most chaotic NWS warning map of all time