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Steadfastly irresolute. Mostly. Sometimes.

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When your inner child remembers gravity isn't such a drag, it's the main ingredient in learning to fly.

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@AmyMcGrathKY Wait. You mean everyone working for, with, or even remotely associated with this administration has to lie and commit crimes like fraud just to keep their jobs while the other criminals siphon our nation’s coffers dry?

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@typesfast @paducah Why? And don’t say, “because high speed rail”.

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@mcuban Boom.

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@GreatDismal She’s been in a lot of stuff.

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@StephenKing She’s been in a lot of stuff.

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@MotherJones “Well just throw more money at it.”
“There’s no munitions to buy”
“Recruit more soldiers, build more drones.”
“We can’t. There’s nothing to be had.”
“Make more.”
“We can but it’ll take years plus material we don’t have & can’t get, thanks to your trade policies.”
“You’re fired.”

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@JoyceCarolOates Imagine being raised in a home and community where the “conservative” indoctrination is so intense, you idolize a mob boss who so openly mocks you as to come to your town and lie to your face all the while gleefully destroying your country and shitting on your “values”.

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@OfficialBBrooks The debates aren’t winnable. They don’t care. Don’t have to. Moot when city councils and county boards of supervisor can be bought.

Indiana has 135 data centers. The city of Gary has been dark far for weeks. Entire city with no electricity? Gary, Indiana’s population is Black.

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@Dayhaysoos more syllables = m0aR sMaRtEr

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@Dayhaysoos Stripe + Cloudflare convergence. You heard it here first. Fite me.

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@SenMarkKelly He’s gonna serve the American people alright: the DOJ is gonna serve us steaming piles of illegal election overturns.

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@JoyceCarolOates Look, she’s gotta earn her keep. She negotiated a sweet deal with the mob. A little devilish screen time and she can convert her crypto into gold.

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@SenWarren I’ll take mine in eggs and milk, please. The conversion rate applies, but still.

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@Poeslawisalive Probably less. Scraps from the Dogeking leftovers from his magical invisible underground hyperloops. Some PVC, a couple of valves..

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@RepMikeLevin Yeah, but his makeup is on point. Hardly can tell his liver and kidneys are all but done. He’s almost done laying landmines for the next two administrations and then he can finish drinking himself into his heaven-palace made of golden crypto.

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@garrytan Sounds like you’re anointed, then. Good job. You’re special. Become a demigod..

..But first, spend every waking moment of one month not thinking about money, policy, tech, your own invincible infallibility. No phone, tablet, desktop, watch, glasses. Pen and paper. Like Steinbeck

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@JoyceCarolOates They feign incredulity and devour the poised meat of madness.

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@Acyn “Dishes go in the cupboard.”
~ Leviticus, Chapter Zero, Verse None; and your mom.

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@Dayhaysoos I used to do dev > test > stage > prod, but that’s a pain in the ass. These days, I just give Claude the keys to the repo (and my bank account) and go make a sandwich. (actually, don’t do that, sandos are bad for security)

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@Dayhaysoos What’s “main”?