marti

it’s just myself talking to myself about myself

[marti @thinwlies]

https://t.co/EaqBU8IifR

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Home so I can orgasm

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[໊ @chiaravix]

“PIUTTOSTO CHE” NON VUOL DIRE “OPPURE”

[💗 @ghoulhag]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault

[marti @thinwlies]

è successo ragazzi mi sn innamorata d 1 francese cn i baffi k va in bici e fa arrampicata

[adrianne 𓇼 @PERCYSILEE]

dante nella divina commedia ad un certo punto

[mere du cloth @evilclothmother]

one of my friends used to think i was a prostitute because i went home w ugly guys and i think about that a lot

[marti @thinwlies]

@Luna_starrest actually nel mio paese nelle marche si dice anche sportina (oltre che busta)

[🍒 @nimibillions]

hate when i get to a function, and there's no substance to abuse, we could have as well done this on google meet.

[matt proxy @mattprxy]

Niggas be tryna network at the function Bro Im off ketamine

[psyche consultant @chaosfetishist]

when your reply guy gets a girlfriend it’s like seeing your favorite shelter dog get adopted by a good home

[Page ✿♡ @Vampuppy_Page]

I'm so used to just being given drugs by other people I never bothered to learn how to get them myself and now I'm 23 and I don't know how.

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

My favorite recurring nightmare.