Tales from the third hole

Having a little fun at the third hole of a Midwest golf course

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Vibes are high, or shrink the game?

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@KylePorterNS When you have golf in the morning and a barbershop quartet performance in the evening.

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@KylePorterNS “You’ve got your work cut out for you” to represent something being difficult. Name one job that requires cutting, and if it was cut out for you would actually make it harder.

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@KipHenley You pissed off the hard lefters…who are in charge of Twitter? I see a lot of users who are conservative thriving on this platform.

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@Michele_Tafoya Are there boys competing? The link doesn’t mention that any boys are playing.

Or is your good luck just an opening to a political statement?

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@KatiePavlich Who would bully artists for what they stand for, and where they choose to perform? So awful. It’s almost as bad as bullying artists for what language they speak or where they are from.

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@Luke_Elvy “The assets have got to be worth something!” No, no they don’t.

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@NorCalU1 The longer I watched I went from embarrassed to laughing, to eventually just being very impressed by the filming. Good storytelling.

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@Luke_Elvy I think we all can agree when we talk about the 2026 PGA Championship everyone will jump to the amazing top 10 finishes of Jon Rahm and Cam Smith first.

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@awfulannouncing If anyone is qualified to judge and understands a fall off it’s definitely Simmons.

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@RedWavePress Brendan Schaub is still a thing? When he says shooting a commercial he was a PA or something right?

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@ShaneRyanHere The next Ryder Cup captain who wins will be because he picked 12 guys who gave a shit. Not six guys, not eight guys. Twelve guys who truly, deeply want to win the Ryder Cup. Not just be there because it’s cool, and it’s cool for their brand, because they truly want to win.

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@jemelehill Name names or move on. If male journalists are trading favors for information they should be called out by name. But don’t throw a blame blanket over the industry unless you’re going to get specific.

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@jemelehill Either name names or move on. If male insiders are trading favors of any sort for information they should be called out by name, but don’t throw a blanket over the industry if you don’t want to get specific.

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@flushingitgolf @TheMasters It is a terrible question. What does the reporter expect him to say? Uh, probably a 62. I messed up here, left one there, missed a putt I thought I had. Yeah, a 62, please write I should have shot a 62.

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@ClayTravis I like you pretending that if this was happening in 2023 you wouldn’t have been losing YOUR mind. You couldn’t find enough pitchforks of this was happening under Biden.

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@sportsinfive Niemann has had plenty of opportunities in majors and does nothing. He could start playing well in them and actually earning his way into future fields.

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@ShaneRyanHere It’s just a grill, who cares….😀

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@NUCLRGOLF @stoolpresidente So Portnoy broke @RiggsBarstool ban to not talk about it? I thought Riggs was on the wall? Really hate to see dissent in the ranks over there.

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@USMNTTAKES Pulisic won’t be one of the five best players at the WC on the US team.