Sal “Deportable” Assante

Vince Vaughn Connoisseur. Future Inductee in Hater Hall of Fame. Crank-Master. Aggressively Unemployed

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Peter Millar this, Smathers and Branson that, what you know about that Young Shel’ (Season 2)? #moneyspread

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@Turtle_Assante Hi, Sal

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Kabiri just gave your girl that short-stick matchup #lacrosse

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

There isn’t a better glue guy out there than John Dunphey and his shooter leg sleeve #lax #nantucket

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Ryan Croddick, good guy! #gotigs

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Used to? Still do #automatic

[Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP @SamBeau1972]

Anyone else use to jerk to girls VSCO’s?

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Chad Palumbo fucked your bitch on the near side #lacrosse

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@NJTRANSIT So I’ve been just sitting on the train for over an hour for nothing? Go fuck yourself

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@NJTRANSIT Yall are the scum of the earth

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@NJTRANSIT Just a half-assed state across the board. A completely unserious place to live, what a joke

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@rewegreatyet @PanasonicDX4500 #foundthejew

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Peter Millar polo, Peter Millar quarterzip, Peter Millar this, Peter Millar that. Silence. This is greatness #respectthecrown

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Overheard at The Spaniard this morning, “I’ve got to go, my girlfriend is pinging me.” If that isn’t top bucket activity then I don’t know what is #microsoftteams

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

.@ICEgov Anthony Volpe is an illegal alien from Sicily, he can be found usually making throwing errors at shortstop @ 1 E 161st St, Bronx, NY 10451

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Tonight could be the night I try crack, you never know! #hunterbiden

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

I have dreams of getting drunk, God I miss it so much

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

6 Modelos, some cigs, and watching old Eli Manning highlights would go retarded right now

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

@tuohyburner I need that bat, how much

[Sal “Deportable” Assante @ThirdStreetGuy]

Absolutely disgusting behavior! Someone drop her name and vsco right now so I can avoid her 😡

[Dr Daniel Dicks @UndauntedDaniel]

Can we cancel her next? #shrink