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[New York Post @nypost]

Is this a gag? Brooklyn dominatrix Saran wraps sub to street pole, douses him in milk https://t.co/ufXIInYp4H

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[. @Dboysback65]

I hate when people say “I’m so blessed” and I literally know for a fact that they’re not.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

When you spend all your time at the loser convention it can seem like the whole world is the loser convention. But really you’ve just never left nerd street

[Vibin🤎 @wearevibin]

I lied.

[Daniel Liu @danieldayliuis]

Alcohol is an ancient tradition of joy community & liberation .I’ll have another Red Bull vodka PLEASE & thank you!

[lorenzo @vincegallodaily]

Gonna have so many moments like this in the summer ❤️

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

Best Picture supporting star IVY WOLK!!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

britney spears by david lachapelle, 2004.

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

lesbian nation you already know who we’re rocking with today!!!! 😤

[alice @chvsbit]

the script of a gut wrenching lesbian movie flashed before luca's eyes

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

three glasses in at the natural wine jazz bar and ready to name every rapper/producer who has sampled the song that just came on

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

just had another vile nap dream that revealed the weakness of my spirit and perversity of my character . Whatever

[dr1 🦦 @luhmarispamm]

we too old to be recording the fire at hibachi places

[kaav @kaavyya]

imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Im really happy for lesbians and the whole chapell roan thing i feel like they haven’t had a moment since ellen

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Miss Idaho Potato, 1935.