Notorious Gooner

It insists upon itself

[Notorious Gooner @thirdworldman0]

Anyone else’s parents like to call in the middle of the workday?

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Using Google Sheets actually makes me want to kms #fuckLarryPage

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Why does copilot have to glaze you every time you ask a question

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This shit bangs and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise

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Sometimes I think about how much easier life would be if I wasn’t so fucking retarded

[Paul “Sludge Factory” Smythe @PaulieSludge]

Drinking is so much fun until people pull out cards and make you play some fuckass game

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Alexa queue The Ocean

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This is absolutely MASSIVE #BWA

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Wouldn’t it be sick if titties dispensed beer instead of milk #thoughts

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Girl in Trader Joe’s rockin a Cape Cod shirt

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Turtle performed better than Gina Carano tn #MVP1 #would

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Buying a ticket from the ticketing office #CBTM

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Just sunk a 12 footer for bird. How’s your Friday? #funemployed

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@dribrats77

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Just heard a guy on the range say “yeah I don’t really like Bryson’s swing,” then proceed to top and slice 12 balls straight

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Old lady (mid 60s) was ripping a devious box mod, then whooped me in pickleball. Do I #killmyself?

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Currently stuck in line at the French embassy instead of #beermaxxing with @ChadJohnson_84 at LIV golf. Someone tell Netanyahu to plz save me.

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@GartrellJacobs @ODACtionbsbl Bro definitely has no idea what a DCF is. Stick to the big 4 buddy.

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Keep that Gansett on my waist

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Caught a whiff of Choco scent at the bar #40hands