Timmy🤥

Smoke Ass Eat Grass|| Certified Dumbass|| Electrical BrotherHood Member👷🏻‍♂️⚡️Don’t like it? Don’t read it🥴

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

I’ll love you until my lungs give out
I ain’t lyin’
I’m all yours and your all mine

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps Head high middle finger higher homie

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@HubbleAshlin @hailey_justine1 Yeah you knock that crap off now

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps See a hole fill a hole😉

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps You help eachother get undressed before sec but you dress yourself back up because after all you only have yourself after you’ve been fucked

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps Can’t afford an abortion? Volunteer at the next kids birthday party as the piñata

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps Only drink and drive at night when officers are asleep

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps When life hands you lemons. Trade them for an apple, they taste better

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving isn’t your thing

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@officialGramps Keep your head high and middle finger higher

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

Fries taste better when they aren’t yours

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

You’re legally allowed to throw someone’s ashes into the ocean but not their corpse

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

Sometimes you gotta live like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, bread comes first

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

It takes guts to be an organ donor

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

My girls love language is bullying me

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@dontGetTriggrd @YoursTruly_BreM @rohrmon @madsbeach If it’s brown, flush it down

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

@YoursTruly_BreM @dontGetTriggrd @rohrmon @madsbeach I agree, burn it down. Your tax dollars give blue collared workers more work

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

If you make a woman laugh, you’re almost there. If you’re almost there and then she laughs, well that’s different

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

Or just tell me from the beginning

[Timmy🤥 @THirschbock]

If I ask about it, I know about it so be real about it