Thirst Expert

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@twaffl3s @TheMillenielle no dignity no doubt *piano riff*

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@twaffl3s @TheMillenielle go on...

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Watching #LipSyncBattle and wow is @llcoolj thirsty af or what?

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Watch the new #StarWars #TheForceAwakens and replace "force" with "thirst" and you have a nice social commentary about Twitter.

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@twaffl3s @DUQE You are a #ThirstApprentice. Please level up before attempting again.

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@redbullDC @DUQE I approve of this message.

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@69lukey but what level of thirst have you achieved?

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@TheMillenielle @DUQE you are supposed to follow me. The #thirsty are led by the #quenched.

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@orlamccafferty you haven't experienced real #thirst yet

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b. #drinkwater If you wait until you're thirsty, then your body is past the point of needing water.

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I just made a #thirsty column in Tweetdeck.

Congratulations, Twitter - you are v v v v thirsty rn.

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@ReenaRVA @duqe @drewlepp http://t.co/WnWI5tJPXi

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Hi @mindykaling - you are my inspiration.

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V v v #thirsty men - you now belong to the #parchedriarcy.

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@DUQE @drewlepp I think you meant #parchedriarchy

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@drewlepp @DUQE Be #quenched, my child. Be quenched.

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@evandyson @drewlepp @DUQE http://t.co/t1HvcJGdLz

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@drewlepp @DUQE I'm an....expert on all things #thirsty.

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.@Waterboys hi

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Hey person with eyelashes on your car - your #thirst is showing.

#staythirsty