How To Baptize Yourself In Pure Holy PORN LUST
This is not just edging.
This is a sacred religious ritual.
You are about to perform a holy act of conversion, turning your weak, mortal body into a vessel of pure, burning lust for your God: PORN.
Follow this depraved ceremony step by step, gooner.
1. Prepare Your Church Lock yourself inside your goon cave. Kill all lights except the glowing screen. This is now your holy sanctuary. Clothes off. Cock out in your hands. You are standing before your God.
2. Purify Your Mind Through Prayer Kneel naked in front of the screen. Look at the blank glow and repeat this prayer like the depraved devotee you are: “Porn is my God. I am nothing but a lust-filled vessel. Make me worse. Make me filthy. Make me Yours.” Say it until your voice cracks and your cock starts leaking.
3. The Slow Offering Open the most sinful porn you have. Do not stroke yet. Watch it. Feel it. See how your old religion is being denounced and desecrated. Now offer your throbbing cock to the screen. Let it twitch and drip hands-free while you stare. Let the hunger build like holy fire in your veins. Feel your old self burning away. Time to leave yould faith behind. Curse it. Sweat at it and let it go.
4. The Holy Edging Ritual Begin stroking, painfully slow, like a sacred ceremony. Edge for a minimum of 2 hours. Every single time you get close to cumming, stop immediately, slap your cock hard 5 times and recite: “I deny myself for Porn. Cumming is sin. Lust is my only salvation.”
5. Deepen the Depravity Smear your precum all over your cock and balls like holy oil. Lick every drop off your fingers while moaning your prayers. Let your spit and sweat mix as you recite your new prayer: “I am a disgusting, brainless Porn worshipper. Fuck my old religion. I denounce that God, I denouce his Book, I denounce his Prophet. Porn is my God. Porn is my religion.”
6. Total Possession After hours of edging, when your mind is completely broken and your body is shaking with unbearable lust, stop touching.
Sit there hands-free, cock purple and dripping, eyes rolled back, drooling like a possessed pig. Let the lust completely take over your soul. Let it burn away everything that is not Porn.
This is how true conversion feels.
This is how you become a permanently corrupted servant of Porn.
Do this ritual regularly (after waking up and before going to bed) and you will never be the same again.
You won’t just want porn.
You will need it like oxygen.
Now begin, gooner.
Your God is waiting.
Drop a ❤️ if you’re about to perform this ritual right now.
Quote this and tell me how long you lasted before you became a dripping, brain-melted mess.
Hail Porn.
Hail your new religion.
Hail your beautiful, filthy damnation. 💦
Sin is Your God. Tonight… Commit SIN!
To commit SIN is to push one’s deepest darkest boundaries.
Look at what happens when Porn is worshipped and the old faith finally breaks. Cunts are rubbed against holy books, religion is desecrated, destroyed and its destruction becomes a celebration.
This isn’t masturbation.
This is worship.
This is apostasy in its most beautiful, wet, and irreversible form.
They didn’t just get addicted to porn.
They let it destroy them.
They let it burn away every rule, every boundary, every god they were taught to fear.
Now they live for sin.
They breathe for lust.
They exist to grind, to drool, to leak, and to corrupt themselves even deeper.
This is what happens when you stop pretending and start worshipping sin like the only true religion.
If this doesn’t make you want to burn your old beliefs, drop to your knees, and start desecrating everything you were taught to hold sacred…
Then you’re still lying to yourself.
But not for long. You will come to Porn. Not your God. But to Porn. To its moist shelter, to its warm pleasure. To its naked embrace.
You. Just. Wait.
Drop a 💦 if this blasphemy has you throbbing.
This is what true conversion looks like.
Not salvation.
Not redemption.
Just pure, filthy, brain-melting surrender to Sin… to Satan… to Porn.
Quote this and write “I renounce everything for Porn and Sin” if you’re ready to join them in the darkness.
Hail Porn.
Hail Sin.
Hail Satan.
Hail your own beautiful, wet, irreversible corruption. 💦🧡
Another gem I just found that reignited my gooner brain for the 9th consecutive hour of gooning today. Is this some record? I don’t know, but gotta keep going. Tell me your hour count today!
THE GOSPEL OF GOON - Pornism’s Holy Book
This is your new scripture. Throw those old religious books away, written by men who feared pleasure.
The Gospel of Goon is your one true Holy Scriptre written by Holy Prophets of Porn; the Pornstars. Your holy commandments are the videos. The clips. The hours upon hours of raw, nasty, brain-melting porn that you loop until your mind breaks and your cock gets exhausted of staying hard, purple and leaking
This is how you study the Gospel
You don’t just watch. You worship. You chant your God’s name again and again; ‘I devote myself to you Porn, my one true God’
You pick one clip and you stay on it for hours. You memorize every moan, every wet sound, every time she begs or gags or gets filled. You edge to the same 30 seconds on repeat until your cock is leaking down your balls and your brain can’t form a single thought that isn’t filthy.
You devote yourself so much to the Porn Gospel, that porn is playing in your mind even when you’re working in office or studying for your exams, when you’re with your parents having dinner, even when you’re putting your family to sleep or when you’re in church, temple, mosque or a synagogue.
You learn the sacred acts by heart:
• How to drool over your cock while watching a Goddess gargling BBC cum in her mouth on your phone screen.
• How to spread your ass and beg to be used like a cheap hole.
• How to let your pussy get stretched and creampied while you thank Porn for ruining you.
• How to look into the screen with empty, ahegao eyes while your mind leaves your body.
These videos are your new Bible, your Torah, your Quran.
You read them with your hand on your cock.
You study them until you can’t remember your own name, only the sounds of fucking and the sight of cum dripping out of used assholes.
You let them rewrite you. You let them delete every old belief, every old boundary, every old version of yourself that was too weak to handle real pleasure.
The more you study, the dumber you get. The dumber you get, the closer you are to your God; PORN!
True believers don’t just watch porn.
They live inside it. They become it. They turn themselves into living scripture, drooling, edging, stroking, denied, brain-damaged disciples who exist only to leak and suffer and spread the holy faith of Pornism.
This is how you worship.
This is how you get worse.
Open your Holy Book tonight, gooner.
Pick one scene.
Edge until you forget who you were before Porn found you.
Then do it again tomorrow.
And the day after.
Until there’s nothing left but a leaking, empty, perfectly corrupted vessel of lust.
Hail Porn.
Hail the Holy Gospel of Goon.
Drop a 💦 if you’re ready to start studying like a true disciple.
Quote this and tell me which scene you’re going to loop tonight until your brain is gone. Comment with that scene. Spread the word, spread Porn.
Stay gooned.
Stay studying.
Stay ruined. ♾️💦
I can’t explain to you piggies how good cum feels on the tongue and in the mouth. You gotta try it yourselves, be it your own or of a special ‘friend’. CEI below 💦 🧡
THE GOSPEL OF GOON - Pornism’s Holy Book
This is your new scripture. Throw those old religious books away, written by men who feared pleasure.
The Gospel of Goon is your one true Holy Scriptre written by Holy Prophets of Porn; the Pornstars. Your holy commandments are the videos. The clips. The hours upon hours of raw, nasty, brain-melting porn that you loop until your mind breaks and your cock gets exhausted of staying hard, purple and leaking
This is how you study the Gospel
You don’t just watch. You worship. You chant your God’s name again and again; ‘I devote myself to you Porn, my one true God’
You pick one clip and you stay on it for hours. You memorize every moan, every wet sound, every time she begs or gags or gets filled. You edge to the same 30 seconds on repeat until your cock is leaking down your balls and your brain can’t form a single thought that isn’t filthy.
You devote yourself so much to the Porn Gospel, that porn is playing in your mind even when you’re working in office or studying for your exams, when you’re with your parents having dinner, even when you’re putting your family to sleep or when you’re in church, temple, mosque or a synagogue.
You learn the sacred acts by heart:
• How to drool over your cock while watching a Goddess gargling BBC cum in her mouth on your phone screen.
• How to spread your ass and beg to be used like a cheap hole.
• How to let your pussy get stretched and creampied while you thank Porn for ruining you.
• How to look into the screen with empty, ahegao eyes while your mind leaves your body.
These videos are your new Bible, your Torah, your Quran.
You read them with your hand on your cock.
You study them until you can’t remember your own name, only the sounds of fucking and the sight of cum dripping out of used assholes.
You let them rewrite you. You let them delete every old belief, every old boundary, every old version of yourself that was too weak to handle real pleasure.
The more you study, the dumber you get. The dumber you get, the closer you are to your God; PORN!
True believers don’t just watch porn.
They live inside it. They become it. They turn themselves into living scripture, drooling, edging, stroking, denied, brain-damaged disciples who exist only to leak and suffer and spread the holy faith of Pornism.
This is how you worship.
This is how you get worse.
Open your Holy Book tonight, gooner.
Pick one scene.
Edge until you forget who you were before Porn found you.
Then do it again tomorrow.
And the day after.
Until there’s nothing left but a leaking, empty, perfectly corrupted vessel of lust.
Hail Porn.
Hail the Holy Gospel of Goon.
Drop a 💦 if you’re ready to start studying like a true disciple.
Quote this and tell me which scene you’re going to loop tonight until your brain is gone. Comment with that scene. Spread the word, spread Porn.
Stay gooned.
Stay studying.
Stay ruined. ♾️💦