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Always down for a good time.

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@JennMGreenberg I think Rotisserie Chicken may still be her favorite.

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@ELuttwak They won't. Paper tigers.

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I'm seeing commercials for both Hims and Hers now. They're both addressing the same problem. Hims is focused on erectile dysfunction, while Hers is focused on weight loss. It's hard to get it up for a fat wife.

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@CrazyDaysPoster Sean Penn

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@nikitabier I'm seeing posts from people I don't follow (not replies) in my Following feed again. You need to cut that out, or give us another feed that includes just posts from people we follow.

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@SusanHu01437629 @lazlototh67 @JessicaTarlov It's missing Tim Walz in a Mao suit.

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@p8stie Loved this movie.

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@endofanerajc Poor bird.

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@LarryJones 75 during the day and 78 at night. 75 is a bit chilly for me, so I keep my office at 76 when I'm working.

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@lymanstoneky It should belong to ELS.

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@emzanotti Your training is nearly complete.

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@Acyn It doesn't really compare because it is much worse than JCPOA.

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@RiderofWolves https://t.co/EaAsZKio83

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@DonnaA18248 @RagingValkyrie @PerryALPHA G

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@jonenumber5 @RagingValkyrie @PerryALPHA G

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@3YearLetterman Minnesota

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@FreddyLA7 Once in Houston, you should take a quick day trip to New Braunfels and Gruene. Texas' oldest dance hall, Gruene Hall, is in Gruene.

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@JewishWarrior13 Barak Ravid? Really?

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@willchamberlain Iran is humiliating us, and China is watching. Some have claimed that we are saving munitions for a possible defense of Taiwan, but our demonstrated weakness on Iran can't help but embolden China.

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@AGHamilton29 @jay_kobbe @bariweiss The fraudster was white... Of course they would cover the story.