Taylor Grooms

I like pie.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.

[OHSAA Sports @OHSAASports]

🏈 #OHSAA FOOTBALL: Congrats to Van Wert on their game winning field goal with 9 seconds left in the Division IV state championship against Mentor Lake Catholic, 31-28.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

If you are ever lost in the forest, just remember L.E.A.F.:

L: look for shelter

E: eat what you can find

A: abandon hope that you will figure out where you are because you are very lost and nothing looks familiar and I am very scared

F: familiarize yourself with your new home

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I climbed out of a dumpster today.

[Adrienne Robbins @ARobbinsTV]

I remember this day back in March so clearly, Dr. Amy Acton warning we could reach 6,000-8,000 new cases a day. It was unbelievable but today we tipped over 6,500 new coronavirus cases. @nbc4i ���: @KristineVarkony

[Alex Sexton @SlexAxton]

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

This made my damn night.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Everyone who's like "Why is NV and PA taking so long to count!?!?" Alaska is at 56%, CA is 77%, MS is 76%. Lots of states aren't fully reported...it's just that they're callable. It takes time.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

@TraciKitchen @PGSittenfeld The states that are taking the longest this year were not allowed to start processing (opening, preparing to count) mail ballots until Election Day. COVID(and Trump)=unprecedented mail ballot turnout.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

This is the work of the party for the next four years. Making this message as clear and pervasive as possible.

[David Niven @nivenpolitics]

Actually the Democratic platform - health care, economic policies that value workers over the investor/leisure class - fits rural Ohio perfectly. Works out though that many people don't vote on platforms, or even their own interests.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

@ChrisSeelbach Well, they tried to hire a real doctor, but she took one look at what happened to Our Lady of Perpetual Salvation Dr Amy Actin and high-tailed it in the opposite direction.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

@mannforcincy Honestly, no one cares right now. We’re exhausted and anxious, and you walked out when we needed you most.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Any Republican who does not condemn this clear attack on our democracy doesn’t get to say they love America ever again.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

This is possibly the most important thread on Twitter. Ever.

[Andrea Gibson @andreagibson]

I just looked up my ballot online and saw it was rejected because of something re my signature. I called and was able to fix it with a series of identity confirming protocols. If you live in a state where you can check on your ballot online please do! I never would have known.

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

When Joe is 46, 45 can disappear from our daily news. Know how? STOP MAKING HIM THE HEADLINE. It’s that easy. Don’t put wind in his sails.

[Michael McDonald @ElectProject]

Many election management systems use 1900 as a missing data code for records that had no discernable birthdate when the state transitioned their paper records into an electronic system

[BadHombreLands NPS @BadHombreNPS]

The country is also rife with dickheads who would rather welcome fascism than accept that they need to do better

[Taylor Grooms @This1KidTaylor]

@PGSittenfeld Yes! It is time to start explaining why good social policy is also good economic policy.