Melissa

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

Visited my grandma at her nursing home for three hours and met FOUR OF HER BOYFRIENDS and none of them were her "main man"

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

@soozie41 I have two dogs but I want this pic to be my phone background

[yaya @lilmissleila]

I’ve spend the last two days turning this old record into a Spongebob window, maybe I do have too much time on my hands 😅

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

@RenBeep Fuck your screenshot

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

@soozie41 How do I like this indefinitely

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

I downloaded Robinhood last year and got a free stock in GAMESTOP AND SOLD IT AT $6 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REDDIT!!!!

[🥀Rose The Ripper🗡️ @r0sexcl0uds]

"This is the skin of a killer, Bella"

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

A man is ignoring me. now I have to seek validation on tinder brb

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

@soozie41 I’ve been fighting this for MONTHS let’s do it

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

My parents love to say “what are we going to do when we get a new couch” about my dog who runs all over their furniture as if they haven’t talked about getting new couches since 2015

[Cindy Noir✨ @thecindynoir]

The meme creativity has been off the CHARTS.

[Women for Election @women4election]

How it went: How it’s going:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump 2016: The election was rigged by millions of illegals casting votes

Trump 2020: The election was rigged by millions of legals casting votes

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

As someone who works in a retirement community, I would gladly vote for any of my residents over Trump. Most of them are more qualified than he is anyway 🥴

[Melissa @thisMELissA_]

@s_leigh95 Haven’t seen my boo since July, but before that just about every day! We would spend weekends apart every now and then if we had separate plans, but the weekends we were seeing each other we would have sleepovers in Virginia or Dewey depending on the season :)

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

Are we sure they aren’t airing the SNL skit on accident?