eselyn (she/her!!!)

i kinda have the effect of microwaved mayonnaise || eighteen!!!

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

Currently watching impractical jokers with my bush out.

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

nothing more emotionally devastating than driving past your elementary school

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

we need more dance party movie endings but they don’t speak or sing or anything it’s just a song that exists and they dance and the credits roll

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

petplay but it’s them standing right behind your legs in the kitchen and tripping you

[Vic Fuentes @piercethevic]

This is my way of saying Happy Pride Month! LOVE LOVE LOVE ❤️🧡💛💚💙 #PrideMonth2018

[brooke @humanaturist]

“ai is replacing us” i’d like to see ai go watch the michael movie 7 times

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

@cursivana bro really said





[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

this was his iconic catchphrase he said this after every performance

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

i think we need more chinese dealmaking in movies like “in 24 hours great fortune will come your way type yes to affirm” like in princess and the frog

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

smoking on that shit that made michael jackson bad

[eselyn (she/her!!!) @this_aint_ella]

if you’re above the age of 14 and you refer to yourself or anyone as a chaotic gremlin you’re getting put on a cross

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 @P0lyblank]

I deadass just jerk off all day

[Fraymakers ✨GUY SPELUNKY IS OUT NOW! ✨ @FraymakersGame]

When nobody suspects a thing

[🦇 @ih8mybitch]

yes i liked ur story
yes im tryna crack