Plates of Low Vibrations

Selectively delightful.

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

To that TSA agent, may your beard never connect. May your elbows always be ashen. May you miss your connection and be stuck in an airport with zero amenities. May it rain all through your beach vacation and may there always be a pebble in your shoe! 🪄🙅🏿‍♀️

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

@TSA your agents just love to make up rules with nowhere to look up the info. Apparently a safety razor without the blade can no longer go in a carry-on. What's the logic there?? You think they'll magically attract a blade outta thin air?

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

@tsa at @HobbyAirport decided my @bevel safety razor without any blades was something they needed to take. 😤

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

What if Azula went to the mother of faces just like her mom did and is living in a whole new life out there with all her memories erased and a brand new face??
Just needed somewhere to put avatar theories.

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Get paid.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

What’s something you do once a week that you actually wouldn’t mind doing twice a week?

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Sugarcane. Fresh cut.

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Reason no. 35 why I prefer my or my best friend's house to any public place (esp. post lockdown):
I can make good on the thought "what if I just want wearing pants or a bra?"🤔
It's a different life.

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

They give you a lil blanket n pillow on a long flight. Imma politely put it on the overhead bin bc I don't trust strange airline linens, but I'll pull out my airplane relaxing kit I brought from home and as we start our descent, I'll fold that baby right up bc imma make my bed!🛏️

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

One thing about me, imma make the bed.
It's 8:30pm and I come home to am under bed after a rush getting out in the morning. *Makes bed*
I'm at the hotel. *Makes bed*
I'm staying on a friend's couch. *Makes bed*

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Pogs, marbles, tetherball, 4 square, wall ball, kickball, clapping games, sardines (admittedly played this as an adult too). What is it with adulting that makes folks allergic to the joy of a silly game 😪

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

I really enjoy playground games and am upset that they're not a part of my life anymore.

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

My favorite piece of news lately

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

😂 y'all don't come for Greta. This was light work

[Thomas A. Anderson🎗️ @Mantee]

@Esqueer_ Location: Twitter Streets
Method: TKO
Round: 1
Time: 00.01
😂

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Herb Kelleher would never!
At least we got our bags

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

Separating deodorant by gender makes zero sense! Y'all are weird and obsessed.

[Blacktivism in the Academy Podcast @bia_pod]

Time is a social construct 😂
This week’s episode will drop tomorrow (Friday) morning

As always thanks for the love and for listening!

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

@Blacktress and @megangailey I'm pretty positive that "Boss Lady's" business is non-lethal arms dealing. I'm sure that pepper spray was her own brand. Personalized, aesthetic pepper spray. Tell me there's not a market 🤷🏿‍♀️ Does it not go with her whole vibe?

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

I didn't know BeReal is out here telling folks how many times I retake! 😳😂

[Plates of Low Vibrations @This_Gloria]

For all of y'all wondering who was over here watching Suits and rubbing up those viewership numbers... 🙋🏿‍♀️ It was me. I enjoyed that show very very much. Gina Torres doing what she does and doing it very well!
Give it a rewatch.