Juan Julian Montoya

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[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

Good riddance to Kristi Noem. It was ironic that someone with the last name of a lawn ornament made a living by targeting and abducting landscapers.

#ice #dhs #kristinoem #immigration #politicalcomedy

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Would be dope if @JColeNC pulled to our open mic in downtown PHX tonight. Haven’t seen him seen my old hip-hop band opened for him twice in 2010/2011

https://t.co/FwhUHY35ye

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It’s the 3rd quarter and if nothing changes, the Seahawks kicker may be immortalized as the only player in Super Bowl history to have scored all the points in the entire game.

#SuperBowl @Seahawks @espn

[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

Listening to Shaq and Gronk sounds like a preview of the post-fight interview with Tyson and Paul 😂

#TysonPaul

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Today is National “I Am Not Just Another Number” Day.

Free yourself from your oppressor’s shackles!

Share your Social Security Number and break those chains, Kings n Queens!

#NationalHoliday #IAmMoreThanJustANumber #NWO #Illuminati #WhatTheyDontWantYouToKnow

[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

Does anybody else use screen shots as your main way to set reminders? 😅 That’s how often I have my photo gallery open.

“Oh, yeah. That’s right. That one thing…”

#screenshot #Calendar #SettingReminders

[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

@Google searching synonyms is both a blessing and a curse.

I mean… a benediction and a malediction.

#Writing #Writer #Blog #Dictionary, #Thesaurus

[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

Hitting on a girl from the hood be like…

Me: aye ma. Lemme get dem digits

Her: 32W-2L, 1 NC

#Boxing #MMA #UFC

[Juan Julian Montoya @this_juan_time]

Capitol Hill? The mound north of Richmond.

#baseball #firstpitch #pitcher #pitching #georgewbush #president #usa #worldseries #worldseries2023 #dbacks #texasrangers #nationalpasttime #politicalmeme #politicalmemes #politicaljokes #sportsmeme #sportsmemes #northofrichmond

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My girl: “Wow. Did you see the suit on that one guy shouting?”

Me: “You mean the Greatest Announcer Of All Time?” 🙌🏼

@brucebuffer #ufc293

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@OTerrifying Me ex wife’s heart

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Sunday WMPO Hole 16. Magical 😂 https://t.co/pZwqLurX0y

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And today was a good day. Musicians who golf!! https://t.co/uSogrTJueO

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Just posted a photo @ Freestone Park Gilbert, AZ https://t.co/cBj1dVMNoj

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Man…when they right, they right

Let’s make moves!!! ✊🏼✊🏼 https://t.co/5fl6Ar5x72

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/cL3ZF6bE53

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This is a tough one for a lot of us. Acceptance is part of the human condition. https://t.co/pLgjlpgRRf

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Just posted a photo @ Arizona Wilderness Brewing co dtphx https://t.co/44108CfHkJ

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Just posted a photo @ Greenwood Brewing https://t.co/wNb9C0b2Yl