iam Victor mputhia

CEO🎮.Ogopa Mungu.
Chelsea football club 💙

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

They say match delayed is not match denied, but for our boy Kanyuma, the referee in Sayuni almost decided to blow the final whistle before kickoff. Our guy threw his hands in the air like he just didn’t care and almost graduated permanently to the afterlife after Abebo Nyama Mbichi delayed showing up at the hotel where he had booked a VIP session of horizontal engineering and advanced bedminton studies.

While Kenyans were outside protesting fuel prices and matatu fares on Monday, Kanyuma was indoors preparing to fight for another woman’s constitutional rights under the duvet. Unfortunately, due to the demonstrations and road barricades, Abebo Nyama Mbichi got stuck somewhere between Kahawa Wendani & Githurai traffic.

Now the problem is,, our boy had already swallowed the legendary blue pill. The transformer beneath his waist had already switched from KPLC tokens to full industrial power supply. Three-phase electricity ready for distribution namna hatari. Kenya Power themselves could learn something from that setup.

As the nation was crying over the economy, Kanyuma was in a BnB walking like a newly fueled Probox waiting for clearance to enter the tunnel of no return. Minutes turned into hours. Blood pressure rose like unga prices. The RPG machine inside his urwaro remained standing at attention like a GSU officer during presidential inspection.

Luckily, his PA was nearby passing refreshments and monitoring the situation like a Formula One pit crew. Upon seeing the commander refusing to retreat back into the barracks, panic erupted immediately. Our boy was rushed to Nairobi hosptaal lying flat on the stretcher while the dangerous weapon pointed toward Iran like it was waiting for NASA launch authorization.

Doctors reportedly entered the emergency room speaking in tongues after seeing a fully armed missile refusing to deactivate. One nurse almost resigned on the spot juu hawai ona makagare kubwa namna that.

Men have continuously been warned about these blue tablets of boosting madacó, but stubbornness and the spirit of unnecessary performance continue to finish our brothers. There is absolutely no medal for overworking yourself on top of daughters of Agrippina. Nobody from the Guinness book of world records will come to award you for extra rounds.

Were it not for his handlers acting faster than Safaricom during Fuliza deductions, today the people of Homa Bay would be busy enjoying Minofu of obambla soup with that rice that cooks one one while village elders discuss how he died a hardworking man.

But our boy Kanyuma has really sofaad under the hands of daughters of Agrippina,, few years back, Russian Shemales accessed his Sundus after he refused to pay for the value addition services.

Anyway, we wish Mhesh a quick recovery as he tries to circumnavigate through the corridors of Nairobi hospital while attempting to kick the famous bucket. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Darius Luseno @lusenodarius]

@lawrencekitema The goal is to marry a submissive woman anything else is distraction

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Do not marry simply because you're in love. Marriage is for those who are ready to care, apologize, accept, support, and forgive. It is not just a romantic practice.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Problems will always exist.

Enjoy life as you solve them.

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@MaxonAiro It is all about participation bro

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

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[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Man to man

Hit me with one harsh truth you've accepted so far as a man.

[Man's Rule @iMansRule]

Being a man means swallowing truths that taste like steel.

Nothing you achieve will ever be enough for some people, so stop chasing applause.

Your value gets judged by results, not intentions.

Love is beautiful until it becomes a weapon that drains your soul if you pick the wrong woman.

Men are only loved unconditionally by their mother and maybe their dog, the world wants performance.

When a man fails, nobody cares how he feels, they only care how he will fix it.

Sex can be a distraction that keeps you broke and lost if you are not disciplined with your dick.

Most hoes only show interest when they see you winning, not when you are bleeding.

Men are providers until they can’t provide, then they become a burden to be replaced.

You can give a woman the world and she might still leave if she wants a “better lifestyle”.

Respect must be earned every single day and one mistake can wipe your entire reputation.

Friends disappear when you stop being useful, loyalty is rare and expensive.

Nobody teaches men how to deal with depression, we just get told to man the fuck up and keep going.

Life does not reward good hearts, it rewards strong ones that refuse to quit.

A man’s silence is misunderstood, but speaking too much makes him look weak.

No one is coming to save your ass, you either build your life or watch others live theirs.

Success feels lonely because most people around you secretly hope you fail.

Purpose is the only thing that makes pain worth carrying.

Money won’t buy happiness but it will buy respect, options, and peace.

Your masculine energy must protect your dreams, not chase pussy that wastes your future.

Every man eventually realizes that discipline is love for yourself and dependence is death for your pride.

And the harshest truth of all is this: as a man, you are either useful or invisible.

[A N A L Y Z E R @Game_Analyzer1]

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TEAMS TO WIN ( 2UP )💫
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🇳🇱 PSV
🇸🇦 Al Nassr
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🇧🇪 Union Gilloise
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🇸🇦 Al Hilal SFC vs Al-Fateh SC
🇳🇱 Feyenoord vs NEC Nijmegen

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@Strictlyirene Trying to show people that you have money

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Barely one month after Morio & Juliet decided to display advanced-level PDA,,, kissing, caressing & conducting a full Environmental Impact Assessment on the sacred fruits of fulumbanya in broad daylight, Daughter of Agrippina has now come out to deny rumors that she’s dating our boy, the one and only aviator, pilot, rubani wa ndege na Roho za wanawake, Kairo.

Our boy has been through it this year. Life has really kneaded him like mahamri dough. The man was jailed, hit rock bottom, went below the rock, entered the mantle, and was heading straight for the earth's core. His other rib “for better for worse” girlfriend who had promised to stay even in the valley of the shadow of overdraft,, vanished into thin air like a politician’s promise after elections.

He served almost two months Inside the govt owned Airbnb. He ate ugali that can bend a nail, beans that taste like they were boiled in betrayal and cabbage that smells like disappointment, all because he couldn’t raise a 3M bond. Meanwhile, his ex was outside hearing good with someone else while our boy was being eaten by kungunis.

But Kairo never learns. Just when our boy was beginning to heal,, applying emotional spirit & putting bandages on his heartbreak, Daughter of Agrippina reappears to break his heart again using 5G speed. Within seconds, our boy ameachwa akiwa paralyzed,,, romantically, financially, academically, and even metabolically.

Let me tell you Omwami, when life floors you, avoid women. Heal first. Because if you don’t, you’ll be served heartbreak with a side dish of dust and hot pepper soup. Walimwengu at the jobless corner wanasema nikama Otile brown ndio anachovya asali kwa mzinga ya Rubani.

When asked about our fairotiii, Phoina denied dating Kairo live on camera, on national radio, and probably even via smoke signals so that everyone, even the ones in areas without network gets the memo. Our boy alirukwa kipetero kiyesu.

And this comes right after he sacrificed himself like a lab technician, measuring her body temperature using a mudomometre in a very,, very compromised laboratory setup.

Now our brother Kairo is about to call a press conference to announce that the mysterious gods are testing him again. He forgot one tiny detail,, Phoina is a reformed team sisi kwa sisi member, someone who once publicly declared, signed and sealed, that Kenyan men are not her thingy.

Our Rubani must navigate carefully. If he enters this airspace without proper clearance, the Bermuda Triangle will swallow him whole like matumbo on a cold day. That food that faces the earth has sent many men to Sayuni unprovoked. Kwanza ata the lady was way much older than our boy.

Kairo is a proud graduate of the prestigious Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where he has collected diploma, degree, masters, and is currently pursuing a PhD in Womenology and Applied Suffering. He shouldn't be making such mistakes, we want to see our boy bouncing back & winning again.

But if a man with a Porsche Cayenne is being served industrial-grade dust by a yellow-yellow damsel who can confuse your destiny just by blinking,, how about us Walala Hoiis, who have nothing but dreams, hope, and untapped potential between our legs? Woooi Nyasaye konya!!

Anyway, a man is a man, even without money. But for us the financially challenged, we are out of breath. May Yehovah Wanyonyi look upon us the poor pipoos with mercy. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@Osama_otero Kwani anafaa aje?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Kill the nice guy inside you and become ruthless. Life is rough to men out here.

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@georgediano No you shouldn't have said that,Gachagua is always the man.
WANTAM IS OUR MOVEMENT.

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐡™ @tweetfrommelloh]

Kuna hii form vijana wamekuwa wakitumia kumake doh. Si lazima uwe na experience ndo uanze.
Steady Gain ndio form ya mtaa.
Ukiinvest leo, results huanza kuingia kesho.
Check the first comment👇.

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@Holy__Bible1 Amen

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@BlessingGives Bayern 2-4 chelsea

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@BiancaNaom1 Aaih kama unalipwa kufanya hii kazi then you have a long way to go,juu ground ni different @BiancaNaom1,ni kumoto nakwambia 😂.

[iam Victor mputhia @this_vict8r]

@Goddie_Ke Why do leaders always campaign for the right to vote but do not champion for the right to picket and demonstrate and they are on the same page and same article.
But there's no problem God is above,we shall revisit.