Jojo Haze

Country bumpkin loving life in the Welsh hills. Husband, dogs, chickens, garden and good food 💕.

Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4.

[Jojo Haze @thisabsurdhaze]

@Gaynotqueer1 "I have spent all my life thinking about myself, who I want to fuck and how I want to fuck them. Me and sex are literally THE most important things in my life."

- this guy probably

[Jojo Haze @thisabsurdhaze]

@SethDillon I moved to the spare room when we both had flu. Never went back. We both sleep so much better! He stays up later than me. I get up earlier than him. He's a lighter sleeper. I snore. I get hot at night. I do miss the spontaneous half asleep snuggles though!

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@jk_rowling BUt hE'S NoT a REaL TrAnS WOmAn!!!

- TRAs probably.

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@SAshworthHayes Because the adoptive parents were gay. Like the social workers who ignored the little white girls with their Pakistani 'boyfriends'.

Their little leftie brains can't comprehend a member of a minority being bad. It's insanity.

[Jojo Haze @thisabsurdhaze]

@kelvmackenzie Varley wretched in the dock as he was found guilty. I suspect this was because he knows exactly what he has to look forward to in prison.

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@muheediva01 I live in a small rural village. I'd be there and back in 10 mins if I didn't stop and chat (which would be odd). We have a small community run shop that stocks most things you might need (99% sure they have M&Ms!). It is mainly staffed by volunteers.

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@samlereyeee "Pan or shockolaaaaa"

[Jojo Haze @thisabsurdhaze]

@anon_opin Tom Daly is gay and therefore everything he does is 'stunning and brave'. Henry Cavill is a straight, white man enjoying geeky, straight, white male hobbies therefore he should be sneered at.

I think that sums it up sadly.

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@aergloique I don't know any middle-aged women who despise attractive young ladies wearing attractive you lady clothes.

She'll be old soon enough (if she's lucky) and will grow up to realise that no one is paying her nearly as much attention as she thinks they are.

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@heyshrutimishra Awesome. Good for them. 👏👏👏

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@sty_defi (a) they know exactly what the show is like before they go on it (b) if someone doesn't want to talk about a specific thing, like their weight, he doesn't talk about it.

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@Amy_Siskind I don't have the crayons to explain how dumb you are to you.

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@TheGriftReport I wonder what age Dave the Tit-Wizard thinks a person can make an informed choice about chopping off perfectly good body parts or sterilising yourself.

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@AjaTheEmpress Shows the value of working class girls in our society. This is the thinking that allowed the Pakistani rape gangs to flourish.

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@TheDawnerator @miagothstan Yeah, it's so sad that people seem to want to make themselves look so generic these days. I hope he stops now.

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@bbyrexi I'm pretty sure that if you're gaining weight you're not a 'maintenance'. You're eating at a surplus.

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@JG3528 @claire_adams694 @btbsoco They were in a hotel. Someone usually comes and makes your bed in a hotel. And the 'bed in' was for peace. But let's not let facts get in the way...

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@marycatedelvey No so bloody brave now, is he? Two young lives destroyed because of his damn ego. Moron.

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@bobby_on_mars Definitely more masculine before. Love a strong nose on a man. Or a woman to be fair, more individual than the cookie cutter plastic surgery noses they dish out. So dull.