Ali

modernity has failed us

[lina @triviahct]

got rejected from an internship at my mom’s company she made me apply to. is this how kendall roy felt?

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a local minimum

[Ali @thisaintali_]

He failed Harvard and joined MIT… brother I got NYU bffr

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

When his plan failed, Philippe Aghion had to reconsider – and the outcome turned out to be a success.

2025 economic sciences laureate Philippe Aghion’s ambition was to join the Harvard Society of Fellows, but he failed. Instead, he ended up at MIT, where he met Peter Howitt. They started to collaborate and created a mathematical model explaining how creative destruction drives economic growth.

In 2025, the duo was awarded the economic sciences prize for their joint theory. Aghion’s failure thus turned out a success.

Last December in Stockholm, Sweden, Aghion took part in a conversation with his co-laureate Joel Mokyr and journalist Katrine Kielos. You can watch the entire economics seminar here: https://t.co/FDf6RDpFti

[jon @delillostan]

I finally realized that I only wanted to get a PhD for attention

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[10x'er @10x_er]

how about you pip install getting bitches?

[tender @tenderizzation]

gradient descent navigating the loss landscape

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

“Aww you remembered” of course, I was planning on using it against you some day

[Ali @thisaintali_]

I wrote like 30k words about something maybe 10 people care about (I personally don't)

[JCIM & JCTC Journals @JCIM_JCTC]

Advances in Machine Learning Models for Predicting Enzyme Kinetic Parameters #MachineLearning
https://t.co/0YuVPCx1ql
#JCIM Vol66 Issue1 #Review

[myles fandome ✨ @fandomverse_]

the concept of getting shotgunned by janine teagues

[cherrie @cherrishkhera]

every time i try to have an original research idea but Zhang et al. already published it 3 years ago

[Neil Zeghidour @neilzegh]

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

[felpix @felpix_]

me defending my R code in front of the dissertation panel:

[Ali @thisaintali_]

whoever added del water gap to the gym playlist I wish you good things in life starting with a new job maybe not at planet fitness

[ٰ @willmeowers]

Mike Wheeler's going to kill himself when he discovers Jeff Buckley in a few years

[Ali @thisaintali_]

My math might be rusty but wouldn’t any five points with distinct abscissae lie on a polynomial function with a degree <= 4

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Mind blown.. Germany’s 5 biggest cities lie perfectly on a 4th-degree polynomial

by u/BarisSayit

[Ali @thisaintali_]

tonight we see the lorde

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HATE IT.

[Ali @thisaintali_]

@willtalksmusic try me

[linds @lindzeymcguire]

I need Fred Again to stop hanging out with these rappers and fall in love again or get his heart broken