#1 Aaron Judge Respecter

just another upstate NY’er invading VT

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

The secret to living longer is minding your fucking business.

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

More Football.

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

“13 moderate Democrats”

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

Shoutout to the New York State Board of Elections for assuming that I was still a NY resident, even though I just declared residency in Vermont MONTHS AGO

[onion person @CantEverDie]

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Okay I’m back in on Hunter Biden

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Acting like this but forcing your team to go to The White House 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

GIVE THE ENEMY YOUR LUNCH MONEY

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

iran won. not yesterday. it won when it closed the strait of hormuz after we attacked. something they refused to do through decades of us sanctions and israeli and american meddling. they were willing to do diplomacy the entire time. people should stop demanding more war.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

Boston sports fans hate to see New York on the winning side. It’s a theme that I’ve encountered while living in New England for almost four years now.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I actually think it’s hilarious Knicks fans are still trying to make the Knicks a thing when all anybody cares about is the World Cup.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

just straight up embarrassing. america is a joke, we are nothing more than every stereotype ever made about us as a country

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The Knicks winning a world championship is cool & all but exposing the world to what an unlikable fraud this guy is might be the best part of this. NYC most hated ppl ever & somehow this guy was more hateable. There can’t be anyone left who likes this guy outside of spurs fans??

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

He thinks the same thing about the age of consent btw

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

OG ANUNOBY YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

KNICKS IN FUCKING 5!!!!!! FIYTB!!

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Wemby about to meet the real Shaolin monks

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My cousin was arrested for attacking a Jersey Mike's sandwich artist and threatening to turn his bones into dust while he's still alive

Knicks in five

[#1 Aaron Judge Respecter @thisaintitjon]

Top 3 I expect them to perform in no particular order:

Protect Ya Neck
It’s Yourz
Triumph

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The Wu Tang Clan is doing the halftime at MGS for Game 4 tonight….what song do you want them to do? 👐