Phill F-N

Yes, I have always had a beard. I was born with one.

[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

I'm not sure who will get fired this week, but I'm hoping it's the person who painted the boardroom doors.
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

They say go with what you know. So surely the characters should all be steamrollers?
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Week One rewards are always a bit meh. "'ere, you won. go get a headstart on living in the house you'll be in for the next three months."
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

TFW you spend $150 on a high-end catamaran sightseeing trip, but it turns into a 1990s Holiday Camp.
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Nice to see the two sides of @flintoff11 debating on price point there.
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

.@Lord_Sugar: In times of increasingly prices, people need value. Which is why I'm offering the same monetary amount to the winner as I did in 2011.
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

That's the longest entry walk since the S12 finale, when it encompassed an entire postcode. #TBT #TheApprentice

[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

it looks like @Lord_Sugar has invited the CEO of his bigger would-be competitor. surely there must be NDAs in place, otherwise we're all getting cookie cups from them first...

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Oh dear... it's really not going to turn out well, it is?

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Good job there was that teleshopping task the other week...

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

looking forward to seeing the annual reunion between @MikeSoutar and his Box of Tricks™.

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

I know it's a long way off, but production time, etc:

If @okeeffescompany @okeeffes_uk don't have their Working Hands xmas advert soundtrack as a rewording of 'Feliz Navidad', then the entire marketing department should find pink slips/P45s in their stockings...

[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

When @brittcarter__ has to be a candidate at 12, and a bridesmaid at 4...
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

I mean, even Comic Sans would look better here...

#FirstTimeDies #ArticSaviour #TheApprentice

[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Bit concerned about the half-life of these advisors...
@Nick_Hewer: 10 seasons
@claudelittner: 5 seasons
@TC_MBE: 9 episodes
@MikeSoutar: ...

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

When you order @claudelittner off Wish...
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

...AAAND SCENE!
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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

Pretty sure 'Artic' is what a pirate's clock does.

With zingers like that, I don't understand how I'm not writing for @Lord_Sugar...

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[Phill F-N @thisaintsparta]

...but impressive teleportation skills from @karren_brady and @TC_MBE being sat down in their seats before the teams walk in from the briefing.
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