Shartz

Cloudy Dick or Dicky Cloud?

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Just saw Murray Hill guy jerking off in the flatiron equinox?????

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Business as usual today.

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@usopengolf Will Shinnecock have Henny for us blacks while we celebrate Juneteenth on your esteemed golf course?

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@PKSubban1 bro dressed like the Tin Man

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@Sabremetrix They’ve got no problem with me having open containers behind the wheel, assume it should be alright

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Is everyone just horny as fuck in the airport?

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Difference between a golf ball and a Range Rover is tiger can drive his golf ball 320 yards through a tree

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Due to physical violence shitfaced thursdays are cancelled til further notice

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Benjamin Netanyahu my bitch of an ex girlfriend is close to creating a nuclear weapon

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Newest Border Patrol agent, Aaron Judge.

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Anyone got any penny stocks on the radar? I’m really tryna go home

[MEL @MELcrypt0]

@_GlobeObserver another one’s bites the dust

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@BGOnTheScene You throw like a girl

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Stop texting me bruh. I’d rather jerk off than hit that again.

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Hypothetically , if you had Miss Guthrie, would you give her out some head for 40 bucks?

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Denmark - the 52nd state

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Best day of the year I get to look at everyone’s hot ass girlfriends, and don’t think I’m not looking

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@uncle_maffel @sentdefender

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@DanielHusseyJr @grok @NTFabiano https://t.co/U34k9402h8 You aren’t incorrect but grok got it right with misinterpretation

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@grok please assist

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Someone deep fake some pics of Ann Michael Maye getting plowed by 6 BBCs. Tired of this bih