Average Dad

Definitely not the best dad, hopefully not the worst.

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

It’s almost like @ChipsAhoy wants me to get busted eating an entire row of cookies! #tooloud #stfu

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

My wife gets plenty of exercise then 😂

[ploof @318to225]

Thanks for sucking @Wendys . I’m pregnant and had a mobile order but your employees were too busy smoking weed in the parking lot to get it together. I don’t give a shit about the weed but at least give my pregnant ass a burger.

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

#PregnantWife #DateNight #Target #icecream #HolyChicken

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

It’s a hard job but someone has to do it. #dadjoke #meme #LeonardoDiCaprio #notmyproblem #Memes #jokeoftheday #jokes

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

@318to225 the key is to wait 5 minutes, right? 🤣❤️

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Me every time my #pregnantwife tells me she hates me:

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Never been so happy to have been wrong #babygirl #pregnant #parent #dad #meme #dadmeme

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Pregnant Women = 3D Printer for Humans. Thanks @fakedansavage for making my day 💯

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

#ICYMI the #Doona carseat is more than twice as expensive per pound as a #Mercedes E Class.

#RandomFact #parenting #apprentice #justsaying #why #freecarseatplease #thanks

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Just ask my #PregnantWife 🤣
#memes #parenting #baby #pregnancy #pregnant #ifyouknowyouknow

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

It would be great if @Albertsons self-checkout didn’t announce how much I’m spending on every item of my grocery list. I already know I spend to much on @redbull and now the whole store does too 🤦‍♂️
#pleasestop #inflation #mute #mindyourbusiness

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Does anyone else ever look around at their messy house and think how the fuck do we live like this?

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Inspired by @MsTobyKay 🤣
#parenting #Parents #baby #imnotready #pregnant #pregnancy #memes #memesdaily

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Gotta love the #smallvictories.
#parenting #dadlife #pregnancy #PregnantWife #pregnant #baby

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Tell me something you don’t want to own but are terrified not to have 😫
#memes #memesdaily #parenting #babies #diapercheck #diaperpoop #Parents #pregnant #newparent

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

Thanks @Target 🙄🤯
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#parenting #pregnancy #baby #babycrib #target #Parents #why #alwayssunny #memes #wtfmoment

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

To say my wife is set on a #Doona would be the understatement of the year.
#parenting #pregnancy #BabyOTW

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

I #challenge anyone to name anything more terrifying than @buybuyBABY for a soon-to-be dad.

#parenting #pregnant #babyOTW #wtfmoment #imsoscrewed