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• sassy • smart • Louisiana💜💛

[ploof @318to225]

That’s my man 😎

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@elonmusk if you could come up with some sort of system to put in place to where I can receive the correct items in my @tacobell order, that would be cool.

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#chipotle just ain’t worth the 💸buck💸
no more.

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really cool sky from my backyard to go with this nice drizzle ☔️

@WBRZweather @NWSNewOrleans

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I have officially been welcomed to the “mom club” by my month old daughter.
Yesterday, she poop rocketed me. Today, she spit up and sneezed simultaneously in my face while I was changing her diaper.
#momclub #thanksbaby #comicrelief #lifewithanewborn

[ploof @318to225]

I feel like superwoman because I’m 9 months pregnant and survived this summer 😂

[Jared Silverman @JaredWAFB]

Welcome to September, as meteorological summer comes to an end...For Baton Rouge and much of Louisiana, it was the hottest summer on record...and it ain't close!

[ploof @318to225]

@Newks is it possible to order pickles in bulk…? #pregnancycraving

[Gov. John Bel Edwards @LouisianaGov]

Never count Louisiana out. Never. We may get knocked down, but we get right back up and go to work.

Congratulations to @LSUbaseball on winning the seventh national championship in school history. You have made our state tremendously proud. Geaux Tigers! #lagov

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@WAFBweather
🌧️here comes the rain again 🌧️

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As the baseball game announcer stated..

Hindsight is 50/50

😏

#GeauxTigers

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For the love of everything holy, please STOP touching pregnant bellies without permission.
I’m about to lose my mind.

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Tennessee: we can’t beat ‘em in baseball, that’s okay, we’ll just hit them all with 90+ mph balls 😫😓🤕 #LSU #GeauxTigers

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@CEStephens @GingerGibson These are Things that go through my brain on the daily while I’m pregnant

[ploof @318to225]

Finally had my first pregnancy meltdown…

The culprit?

They didn’t put any tzatziki sauce in my order like I asked.

[Tanner C Woods @legally_a_lawyr]

Glad to see Louisiana House Bill 475 taking steps to protect artists' rights. #ArtNotEvidence #RapLyrics #JusticeSystem #JusticeReform #RapLyrics #LouisianaHB475 #CreativeExpression #ArtistsRights #MusicIsArt

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@ThisAverageDad 🖕🏻🖕🏻🙄😂

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I do have to say… I’ve never bitched about unsafe drivers MORE than after I became pregnant.. is this what #motherhood is like? #wellshit

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My husband thinks he knows me or something… 🤣🙄

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

#PregnantWife #DateNight #Target #icecream #HolyChicken

[Average Dad @ThisAverageDad]

#PregnantWife #DateNight #Target #icecream #HolyChicken

[ploof @318to225]

@CEStephens Very cute !

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Thanks for sucking @Wendys . I’m pregnant and had a mobile order but your employees were too busy smoking weed in the parking lot to get it together. I don’t give a shit about the weed but at least give my pregnant ass a burger.