slimeezy

26 — everything is a conversation

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

shiver me timbers

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

😭😭😭🤣

[Rob Hodge @RobHodge_]

Cowboys fans pissed... Lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Saving money is a flex. Being debt-free is a flex. Financial freedom is the GOAL!

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

when you enter the corporate world and realize school bullying was nothing compared to dealing with unhappy, insecure, and unkind adults in their 30s and 40s who got job titles, positions of authority, and the power to make your everyday work life miserable.

[Ebe Ne Zer @benzor_couture]

If a man blocks you, you genuinely have to be a horrible human being.

[King Eddie is Forever Paid 🦅😁🥰 ♈️♈️♈️😈 @BLaze4490]

The best cereal ever is Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

forever loyal to that one password i created when i was like 14.

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

Nuke the whole generation 😭🤣

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

It’s the fact that every single ad is AI

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Youtube ads aren’t even trying to sell you anything anymore. half the time they’re just trying to annoy you into paying for youtube premium

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

Aldi’s every other day 🤣

[JW Stone @JWStone33]

Why does the grocery store have 15 checkout lanes and only two of them open?

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

My advice to newborns now: start looking for jobs.

[KG Reloaded @reloadkg]

My PS5 storage doesn’t know it yet, but GTA 6 layoffs are coming. 😭

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

Reading simply reading 🤦🏾‍♂️

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

Is there a way to hold down Alt + Ctrl + Delete and force a hard restart? 😂

[big_tiphe✨ @tiphe_j]

@theonlyiroyal Because they want to make everything a gender war.

A man can have his preferences, and a woman can have hers. Men and women don’t have to want the same things from a relationship.

The problem starts when people turn personal preferences into rules for an entire gender.

[slimeezy @thisavjayBCK]

Because “independency” has became a real thing 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Nonso 🎀 @maxnonso]

If you’re a man with serious money and your woman still has to beg you for basic financial support, what exactly are you doing?

Putting your woman on a monthly allowance should be the easiest thing in the world if you can genuinely afford it.

Money you can comfortably afford to give shouldn’t be the thing you’re using to prove a point.