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Christ follower/merch life/caffeine addict

[m o l l y @thisbemxlly]

Customer: “I dOn’T uDeRsTaNd wHy I hAvE tO wEAr a MASK!!! THIS WILL ALL BE IVER SOON ANYWAYSSSS”
Me: “well it’s not over yet”
Turns out that was the wrong thing to say

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I read your reviews of my coffee shop, you’re not anonymous. I remember you. Don’t be shy say it to our face next time.

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If I can wear a mask for 9 hours straight, you can wear one for your 20 mins target run. It’s been a year, get over yourself.

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“What can I get for you?”
“Do you have nonfat milk”
Passenger: “Wtf nonfat ew”
Driver: “sHuT uP NOT EVERYONE CAN BE SKINNY AND HOT”
This is your friendly reminder that we hear everything the second you pull up to the second you leave 😊

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@brianselliott Yes, thank you.

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Please stop banging on the windows of *insert coffee shop name here* we are closed. We’ve been closed. It’s 10:30 pm. Go home. You’re not quirky. You’re annoying.

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@JasonWanders A riot would ensue.

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I love risking my life everyday in a global pandemic so that Karen’s wearing their mask bellow their nose can scream at me over the amount of whipped cream on their mocha.

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On today’s episode of customer service job:
1) had a woman with a thick Russian accent argue that pumpkin topping was wrong, and that I should know. Then said “stupid girl” and drove off.
2) had a woman drive the wrong way thru the drive thru, twice.

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Here’s how my day is going: been having a lot of pain in my foot. Thought it was just from not having good shoes for work. Turns out there has been a thorn stuck in my heel for who knows how long...

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Got pulled over by a cop who’s a regular customer... Probably didn’t get a ticket based solely on the fact that it would be to awkward, and I would have definitely made his coffee wrong.

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My favorite self care thing I do is dye my hair late at night. Wash it out, and not know what it will look like till I wake up the next morning.

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Take me back to tour

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T-minus 5 days till tour. Get me the heck out of this state. West coast I’m coming for you.

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Love being flipped off by skin head bikers for simply saying “black lives matter”.

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Am I really too intimidating and opinionated? Or are you just uncomfortable with me finally being a confident woman.

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The movies said being 20 was going to fun and care free... they were very wrong.

[m o l l y @thisbemxlly]

Post church naps hit different.

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I’m in a Facebook fight with anti-maskers. But I feel like I’m in a Facebook fight with a toddler who doesn’t want to wear shoes.

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Happy 4th! Never forget that #AllCountriesMatter and wish trump a good day by reporting his Twitter!💁🏻‍♀️