Max

former teacher. former music stuff. I am the real Mad Max. I dislike the Mad Max films, they’re not as biographical as I’d like.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

I had something to tweet but twitter distracted me

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@gracieabrams a little @aaron_dessner @TheNational shout out?
Mistaken for strangers

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@ffreyhayward Does a jack cheese count as multiple toppings?

[Max @thisbonustrack]

Demeter.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

How does Ethan Hunt know which self destructing messages fizzle and which go boom?

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@realJaredGilman Network and broadcast news. Just for the fun workplace preparation

[Max @thisbonustrack]

The boys chat (still on Twitter somehow) is immensely pro @ayoedebiri

[Max @thisbonustrack]

It’s solstice and I get to see @lucydacus
Kinda feels like this was always the plan.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@ffreyhayward Eclectic but identical

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@prryjcksn All that jazz. Hands down

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@ShakExcellence I talk about Slamball at least once a week

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

all of my little treats are inside my home, I emerge only to gather more treats

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@ShakExcellence Baddddddd take.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

Last year we had @annalapwood’s bonobo organ engagement. This year we’ve got @fredagainagain1’s @nprmusic tiny desk.

What a time.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

New @xboygeniusx and @TheNewPornos records on the same day has me fighting whiplash.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@lucydacus is equal parts the most beautiful poet/singer and most devastating.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@danielhgold got me name dropped in this.
Will be my Jeopardy fun fact when I fizzle out in my eventual one-and-only episode.

[Workin' Moms @WorkinMoms]

The time has arrived.

Catch the series finale of #WorkinMoms Tuesday at 9 only on @CBC & @cbcgem ❤️

[Max @thisbonustrack]

I lost my wife in Costco

[Max @thisbonustrack]

Musical guest: Jenny and the Fiddler’s Fingers

[john @johnsemley3000]

let EO from EO host SNL.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

This Trugoy news just hurts.
Plug 2 was always that voice. That lyricist.

[Max @thisbonustrack]

@ffreyhayward A cake knife designed to look like a handsaw