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6 CONSOLES, 10 computers, BUNCH OF FUCKING WIRES, SOUNDPADS, SPEAKERS, ANTENA, SATELLITE, DOG, DOG CAM, CAT CAM, CAT TREE CAT THIS, and a bunch of dogshit dude

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me when I get aired by a baddie

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the motorcycle sounds bring back memories of the sirens on my lil jewish colony as a child

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if i was 17 and had a body like that oooh wee

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i would totally hate to be a 300 pound woman from Ukraine rn omg

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i just had a moment for 2 hours and safe to say ill never do that one again fuckfaces

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update i am fine now but that was a big choke and i notice no one came to check on me ill fucking remember this

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IM CHOKING ON A CRACKER AHHHH I CANT BREAYHE I FEEL THROAT CLOSE DYINGGGG CHOKING AHHHH

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okay i guess ill try therapy as a new dating avenue i have this homie who hooked up with this baddie therapist so im gonna make up a mental disorder cuz im completely sane and hopefully i can get some from a therapist cuz tinder isnt working

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all i do is sing about sex online and this is because my mother touched me when i was young

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yo wtf niggas it sounds like theres crickets in my toilet pipes 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

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i really want to rob a gas station tonight but ill settle for wiping my ass with a clorox wipe that should be enough of a thrill fr fr

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my dad is a particular little individual and i don’t like dealing with particular little individuals

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i dont even care if I I look like a Mexican im shitting and it’s awesomeeeeee

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theres this guy at work and im really attracted to his posture like he sexy brah

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alright thats it i realized it i’ve decided its time to accept i look like a fucking pear 🍐 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐

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oh noooooo she is black I can’t breath wisyfyd woah

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wait am i allowed to have meat

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he tuff?

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tuff? or not tuff?

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ALL U NEEGAS WHO DONT KNO HOW TO DRIVE TWO HANDS STICKIN LIKE A BITCH ON THE WHEEL NEED TO GET UR LICENSES REVOKED OR THE BEAST WITHIN MIGHT JUST LOSE IT I HAVE 3 FURRY DEMONS WITHIN MY DID ALTERS WITHIN ME AND U DONT WANT TO SEE HIM ROAR ROAAAAARRRRR

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just saw a hot bouncy titty jogger in my fathers community wow way to go pops