Authoress😮‍💨

Jesus ✝️ | Author, poet, dancer, natural hair enthusiast 🇰🇳

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I could’ve lost my mind a long time ago. Thank you, God. 🙏🏾

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I have access to your presence. No more striving to be perfect 🥹

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Hi, I am sea port 🫠

[David The Great 😎🇿🇲 @DavidKatongoMT]

Introduce yourself as your name’s meaning:

Hi, I am beloved ♥️

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I need brownie & icecream or sumn

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Chick-fil-A Cobb salad has a special place in me heart 🥹

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Torn between staying black + silk press & dying auburn + silk press 🥹

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Now tik tok trying to get me to buy perfume 🫠🫠

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I bought that viral armless cross cross chair and it’s the most comfy office chair ever! Ordered two matching hoodie sets that’s otw & ordered 2 body butters today because they were $5🤭🤭

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I’m finally on the side of TikTok that wants to take all my money 🤭

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Ain’t been in here in a while, but ya girl had a birthday 🎈

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I need to go home 🥺

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

God favors me

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Why as I’m about to leave the house a piece a sleep wan hold me 😩😩

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I’m tired of the water song 😭

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Every season I say I’m gonna stop watching love is blind & they reel me back in

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Just finding out #OMITB has a new season ..

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Tea is the cure for everything

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Wish someone did this when I lost my wallet 🥹🥹🥹

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Someone found my wallet (that had my credit cards, my debit card and my corporate card) and drove 30 min to the address on my license, to drop it off not even knowing if i was home and also called my bank to let me know I lost my wallet like? Im in awe at a strangers kindness 🥹

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

I want a Stanley cup

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

How you marrying someone that doesn’t believe in God, but you do?🤷🏾‍♀️ very Delulu

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

Always baffles me how people get married without having tough conversations about whether their values align or not 🥴

[Authoress😮‍💨 @thisdarkrose]

How you marrying someone that doesn’t want kids but you do?