Dumbass Dad!

I worry about my kids...

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#btc to the moon 🚀🚀 86367

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#doge to the moon🚀🚀 85639

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I can hear my daughter moaning in her bedroom.. She must be really sick! Good thing her boyfriend's in there caring for her!

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My mail woman has been acting weird lately! She always asks if she can touch my package.

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I heard my daughter say she got fingered by her boyfriend. He must have been really mad to flick her off!

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I heard my son's girlfriend scream "Oh God!" in his bedroom upstairs. I'm so glad he found a good religious girl!