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according to all known laws of aviation there is no way that a bee should be able to fly its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground the b

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me 🤝🏽 creating a misc sub folder to defeat cognitive exhaustion

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@all_of_era @JamesBWSutton Hey I’m in the area and see it too, did you figure out what it is?

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Halloween costume idea: dress yourself up in a pita with toppings (lettuce, fries, grilled chicken, etc.) and wear rock climbing gear -

CHRIS SHAWERMA

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i thought I was going through my friend requests on Facebook and added 30 people as friends bc I thought I was accepting their requests but turns out I was sending them requests and now I can’t take it back and I’m so wildly embarrassed this is why I only use FB for marketplace

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and one day we will die and our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea but for now we are young let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see

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ISNT THIS EXACTLY WHERE YOUD LIKE ME, I’M EXACTLY WHERE YOUD LIKE ME, YOU KNOW

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IM GOING TO SEE MITSKI IM LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS

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No bro ur not pushing 🅿️, ur pushing 30. Please go find a job

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Had sex while skating, call that an ice kink

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@veggiesamosas @paperplanezarry cause you remember it, all too well

CAUSE THERE WE ARE AGAIN WHEN I LOVED YOU SO

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@paperplanezarry Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it, I’d like to be my own self again but I’m still tryna find it 😞😞😞

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@paperplanezarry YOU WHO CHARMED MY DAD WITH SELF EFFACING JOKES SIPPIN COFFEE LIKE YOURE ON A LATE NIGHT SHOW

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Dear Mario, count me in

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@shazadagoat You just awakened a craving I didn’t know I had

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@DynamicUnicorn Yes. Mitski is my god

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PLEASE HURRY LEAVE ME I CAN'T BREATH PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME ONE WORD FROM YOU AND I WOULD JUMP OFF OF THIS LEDGE IM ON BABY TELL ME DON'T SO I CAN CRAWL BACK IN

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@die_nsh u know who

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I was so young when I behaved twenty-five, and now I find that I've grown into a tall child

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@Adinruv ur acting like I didn't pave the way with them for u to be able to do this

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@Adinruv 1/6