Alan Howard

Father of two. Love my family and my smoothies too. Gym rat and former scoundrel. Refuses to work for someone else to get rich.

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

@Zestify66 16

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

@AntiLeftMemes The septum ring on his grandma is diabolical. She deserves everything she gets.

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

@ArtCandee Democrats vote no to reopen the government and you have retards like this blaming Donald Trump. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[CurrentlyDown.com @currently_down]

According to reports, Apex Legends is down for many users
Repost if it's down for you too #ApexLegendsDown #ApexLegendsOutage

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

@BarronTxNewsX Amen

[The Postman @officalpostman]

Hillary has Hawk Tuah PTSD

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

They let Gronk talk for entirely too long in that segment. When implications are on the line? What the hell you talking about Gronk?😂

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

Zion Williamson is a big ole Hefty lawn bag.

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

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[Underdog CFB @UnderdogCFB]

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[John @iam_johnw]

Dillon brooks looking at grant Williams right now

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

"My GOAT would never"

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

That’s the sound of a 2-0 lead. #WINNING

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

2-0

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“I poke bears.” - Grant Williams

[Alan Howard @thisguy88]

What’s up with Fabletics? I gotta get lucky to get a pair of shorts in my size? They stay outta stock.

[Joanna J. Love @cardsfanjoanna]

Russell Wilson for four straight hours on the plane

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

This chimpanzee paid for a pizza delivery in Russia 👀😳🤣

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

You leave wives and kids out of it. This is an all time low for an all time low joker.