Markys

Deviate Yourself

[Markys @thisguymarkys]

@carloAI @MKBHD I need to see your take on this please….

[Markys @thisguymarkys]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXON

[Lessons @onlypreneurs]

In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours.

the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Somehow people find it more believable that a missile slipped through heavily monitored civilian airspace and hit a country that has some of the world’s best air defense systems on a random street without killing anyone on the ground than that a Learjet with full tracking, ATC recordings, and multiple cameras crashed.

Can't blame them, though. Governments literally lie about everything, but we are at the point where a UFO could land in a major city, aliens walk out, and people wouldn't believe it.

Maybe making us retarded was the actual psyop.

[Markys @thisguymarkys]

@CultureCrave Ps5

[Liam @AceTrainerLiam]

Can we all, as a community, agree that whichever game - no matter what game - is the first to introduce ads during gameplay, we will all boycott so it NEVER happens again?

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

the hell going on in USA

[Def Noodles @defnoodlesreal]

HUGE Israeli flag and not one American flag in the office of a US Senator.

Our government is occupied, and they’re not even hiding it anymore.

[KG @XxiKGixX]

Xbox every time they get a W

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

The prime of life is coming

[Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui @sabreenaGS]

OK.
Now, I double, triple, quadruple dare a comedian - doesn’t even have to be Black or Jamaican or Kazakh or Muslim - to create a stereotypical Jewish Zionist Israeli character - like go hard on the tropes, and not only get funding and support for their project from the biggest studios and platforms out there, but also not get cancelled and lose everything to their name on day 1. Go! 🤓

[Rad Dude Comics (FAILED NO NOSTALGIA NOVEMBER) @Elpeocross]

I noticed people posting his address yet it gets taken down.
I think the CEO should just compromise on his privavcy; what makes him think his privacy is worth more than mine?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

8 films have now made over $1B since Netflix's CEO said going to the theaters for many people is an 'outdated concept' 🍿

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

This basically sums up the generational divide.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

“I want my kids to live better than I did.” Is basically the story of human existence until this one weird generation showed up.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers.

Your refund: $0.00
Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie announces that he is introducing legislation to immediately stop federal funding for Flock Cameras and any other mass surveillance cameras operating under a different name.

Massie compares Flock Cameras to the FISA program, calling them un-American and saying they are always abused by bad actors.

"We cannot be trading our freedom for a little false promise of security."

[James Li @5149jamesli]

The unfortunate reality is that there is no candidate who they could've voted for in 2024 who would've saved them.

We cannot vote our way out of the uniparty.