suhit malik shroff

jo b main kehna chahun barbaad kare alfaaz mere !!

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One of the most special things that our relationship has given us is a merging of families who love and respect each other’s faiths and cultures. And so planning our wedding with an amalgamation of both was so so amazing.

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Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you and no "ek bite de na please"

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*laughs for 2 minutes*
*pauses to think how long it has been since I laughed so bad last*
*ends up crying*

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#HappyEngineersDay to everyone who is thinking "wtf am I doing with my life?"

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My expectations from life have fallen so much that I consider it an amazing day if nobody pisses me off for 12-15 hours.

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Can't trust people who sing "baahon mein chale aao" without making the *thishh thishh thishh thithishh* sound

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Life is turning into a long series of "Yaar ye mere saath hi kyon hota hai!"

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Appraisal. Or as we like to call it 'ye kya mazaak hai yaar'.

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Looks like a dog ate everyone's homework today.

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Motivational speaker: you can be whatever you want to be!
Me: you always wanted to be a motivational speaker? :/

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Only a few things as creepy as that 'Bharosey ka zamana hi nahi hai' look on elders' face when they're watching Baghban.

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It takes ages to learn patience and tolerance and just one stupid fuck to make you lose your shit immediately.

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Extremely disappointed to know that 'Ae dil hai mushkil' is not a movie about the inability to leave bed every morning.

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My spirit animal is in low spirits.

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Friend has named his dog 'Action'. This is what happens when you're not getting any.

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My niece's best friend keeps changing depending on who gives her chocolates. 'Matlab' ka matlab seekh gayi.

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For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction but sometimes you just don't want to react because you're too lazy care.

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"When you're two people at the same time, one of 'em is bound to trip the other."

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Looking at Palla's food pictures like a gareeb kid looks inside McDonald's from outside the glass door. 😢