Babarya

I say some pretty ridiculous things.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Wrestling with dad but B is losing...
B: Ahhh, you stupid bitch!
Dad: B, you can't say that word..
B: Fine, you dumb bitch
Dad: Hey...no!
B: ok ok. Stop, bitch.
#laughnowcrylater

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B was caught watching iPad in bed at 10pm! #sneaky! When confronted she said "Ooo I just woke up one minute ago and was thinking about a math question, mama. What is 3x75?"
She proceeded to do mental math as a way to distract me. It didn't work.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

@Travisdhanraj Please ask these important question
From Dr. Warner

[Michael Warner @drmwarner]

If @ongov is concerned enough about variants and their impact on school safety/community transmission to change plans for > 2mm kids (plus parents/teachers etc), they should be consistent and defer opening non-essential retail for 2-4 weeks after schools reopen.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

I guess we all get a bit snarky when we are exhausted.
B: "Hey mom, have you ever tried making food without your hair in it?'
#BlessedAndGrateful
#nextgordonramsay

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Jenga smack talk run up...
1. You are gonna soon feel doom and regret!
2. What, what, it's Babarya time!
3. Go get me some champagne!
4. Mom, I'm making this a hard one for you, girl.
... I don't know, I think lockdown is driving us all a bit insane

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Picture says: I could really go for a coffee right now. Hahaha
Mom: "B, what is going on with my eyes?"
B: "What do you mean? That is how you look."
#eyeofthebeholder

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Mom & B are having a nice conversation.
B: 'Oh wait mom, have you seen my iPhone?"
Mom: "What?"
B picks up a random toy
B: "here it is, sorry I have a work call..." and then walks away
Mom: "Wait...what?"

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B: "That spider gave me the shitters!"
Mom: "Do you mean 'shivers'?"
B: "No, I mean S-H-I-T-T-E-R-S, like when something is scary".
I guess there is no correcting her. She will just be getting the shitters from spooky things her whole life.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

@KenyonWallace @PattyWinsa @imgrund @TorontoStar I implore you make COVID-19 public health related information free for all. This is esp important during 2nd wave. I would have loved to learn more about what is happening in my neighborhood or school.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Me: Why does Anna have a rock tape to her leg?
B: It is for protection.
Me: How does a rock protect her?
B: She can throw it at people to protect yourself
#packing #ancientheat

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

@msagostino I'm still traumatized by shower spying!

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Mom: why is there a bra here?
B: oh, I was hot so I put some ice in them like boobies and wore them to cool off.

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Mom: Wow, this cake cost $70
B: I'll buy it for you for your retirement
Mom: why retirement?
B: well that is the only big thing happening in your life.
😳 #FML #alldownhillfromhere

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B: My spirit animal is Flamingo. Your's is the insect that rolls up poo.
Mom: the Dung beetle?
B: They are not dumb! They just roll poo around all day.
😂

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Mom: "Great coloring B!"
Secretly mom is thinking.. do these look like SKINNED red pandas? #QuarentineLife

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

@JohnTory If the government can help small-time landlords by 'urging' banks to provide a mortgage freeze, without interest, then landlords can pass that onto tenants. Private small time Landlords who have lost their jobs cannot support both their families and their renters. #helpus

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B fell and bumps her head. Later, mom asked where she put the keys, B says, "sorry mom, I can't help you, I have short memory loss from my concussion"

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B came out of her room and announced today, "my Elsa doll has the coronavirus. She died a few times but I did CPR on her, so she is alive now. #DontPanic

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

B: Can I tell you a secret? I like Cy and he likes me. We picked each other for teams during dodgeball today.
Mom: Oh yeah? That's nice. What grade is he in? Grade 1 also?
B: Grade 5 or 4 or 3. I don't know.
#soitbegins

[Babarya @thisisBabarya]

Mom: "We will all die someday."
B: "Not me!"
Mom: "But all humans die"
B:"oh, I'm half alien. My alien moms got pregnant and gave me up to put into you. So I won't ever die"