Graham Schiffman

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE TELEMUNDO CALL OF THE MALIK TILLMAN FREE KICK IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR 🇺🇸🦅❤️

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

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[Novak Djokovic @DjokerNole]

Lost for words 🇦🇺

[Jonah Katz @dinkin_flickaa]

Been here since 9 wya @carlosalcaraz

[The Sun Football ⚽ @TheSunFootball]

I love this game #FIFAWorldCup

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

Legends converse 😍

@rogerfederer @RafaelNadal #LaverCup

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

@NoahMarkovitch Tree climbing expert over here

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The setup for the interview:

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

To everyone who's birthday is today, the world may never know who you are #facebookdown

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

@Cubittto It beats spending $6 on coffee everyday

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

@SoFloBryn @RealGilad Swap the pretzel bun and English muffin for a croissant, the superior bread

[Robert Lewandowski @lewy_official]

Never stop dreaming 😎⚽️ #41 #LEW4NDOWSK1 @FCBayern

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Number of Jews in Egypt: 10 (total population: 100 million)
Jordan: 0 (10M)
Saudi Arabia: 0 (34M)
Lebanon: 100 (7M)
Syria: 0 (17M)
Iraq: 4 (39M)
Iran: 8,300 (83M)
Number of Arabs in Israel: 1.9M (9M), with full civil rights.
But sure, Israel is the apartheid state.

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

Video of the attempted assault on the two Jewish men.

[SHOWTIME @Showtime]

He’s just a soul whose intentions are good.

See what #Dexter has been up to when he comes home to SHOWTIME this Fall.

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

@cantspellgiulia Euphemism?

[Graham Schiffman @thisisG90X]

So much pride in supporting @FCBayernEN, they resisted the pressure and now look at the results #SuperLeagueOut