NOVEMBER

Pretentious art hoe

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Girl they in the backrooms fuckin??

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Girl. The ephemeral nature of beauty. Like. Are we? Do we become? Anyways I’ll have a double shot Moscow mule. Extra mule.

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Girl. Blimps? Hello.

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

GIRL. SPOONS.

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Eventually, bottom bitch becomes the madame. And the madame is emotionally healed and a lil feral :)

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Oh, that’s right! I left my knives by the bed (safely cause I’m a child of god hello)

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

At a certain point you’re 29 for 7 years then you’re 30 for like 12. Then 44. Then 52. Dead. 65. 78. 14. Bingo

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

I DO get real gay off that tequila you’re so sweet to notice

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Does effort only exist if it seen? Where do all the invisible tries go? Are they lonely? Can I come over for gelato and blunt (singular)?

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Eartheater kinda gives daughter of Enya meets white negro spirituals and I’m into it hello

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I like when azealia banks calls me ‘fat lizzo’… it’s endearing

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Concordia Salus

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Being a hot gay seems like too much work like thank god I’m funny looking

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Is there a non gay way to tell another man that he smells sexy as fuck? No?? Good :)

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Maslow’s pyramid is also kinda my tomb idk

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

I DO get real gay off that tequila you’re so sweet to notice

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

Madonna making music for my exact demographic: old gay guys who are also young

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

If you forget to do the census Mark Carney shows up at your door and the conversation that follows WILL change you as a person

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

After 2 and a half years of biblical L’s I am owed a karmic debt so grand that by this time next year I expect to be holding either a Juno or the presidency of Haiti

[NOVEMBER @thisisNOVEMBER]

If you’re a London boy who talks and lowkey looks like Central Cee this is a matter of national emergency and I implore you to contact me NOW