Olive

Mom. Wife. Was a Teacher. Not angry, just disappointed.

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@Venmo - what is going on. I have not made any public transactions, ever. Anyone else experiencing this? It’s nonstop. #venmorequest #Venmo #VenmoItForward

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Not when Julia’s dad exists, Prince William

[The Independent @Independent]

Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Just to be clear I would die for #GreysAnatomy - but it feels a lot like #GilmoreGirls S7 rn. #ifyouknowyouknow

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Potty Training for Children with Autism: Social Story and Step-by-Step Cards by Emily Achenbach on Teachers Pay Teachers
https://t.co/uCxekOLgQM

#teacherlife #tpt #pottytraining #aba #Autism #specialeducation #abaresource

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Back in my day, the only “#promposal” you got was your ex showing up uninvited to your parents house, saying “we going to prom, or what?”

#millennial #classof2005 #romance

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Listen I don’t part my hair to the side because I’m some lame old millennial. I do it because there’s, like, a ton of gray hairs down the middle.

#GenZ #Millennials #sidepart #middlepart

[Olive @thisisallfine]

#ArmieHammer showing up to a Comedy Central Roast

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@chrissyteigen if this was a story about “HA I’m so rich” would it have bothered her SO MUCH that however long later, during a week of anxiety, she’s still upset about it? Obviously 13k is a lot to her too. Ya’ll post a lot of memes about anxiety to not get this.

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@chrissyteigen This is the content I’m sure @POTUS is here for.

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@bandzzz00 @VP Lol, girl.

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Are we great again?
#dcprotest #CapitolBuilding

[Olive @thisisallfine]

Does anyone actually *want* to watch the debate?

#Debatenight #Debate2020 #Election2020

[Olive @thisisallfine]

I’m just gonna say it. You know a blue cheese is good when it tastes like manure smells. Why?

#foodtwitter #food #Foodies #gross #butgood?

[Olive @thisisallfine]

3y/o delaying nap time with a 10 minute BM:

Me: all done?

3: OH NO WHERE’S MY NOSE

#toddler #parenting #momlife #kids

[Olive @thisisallfine]

My box of wine is almost gone. I am totally unprepared for this #debate

[CNN @CNN]

"Mr. President, I don't think you're very rich. Like, you might be rich in Idaho, but in New York, you're doing fine."

- Michelle Wolf, #WHCD host https://t.co/MQgzj8CUpg

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@chrissyteigen @natalaame This. I got the “you’re so small!” with both of my pregnancies, and there began my journey with pregnancy/postpartum anxiety regarding the health of my daughters.

[Olive @thisisallfine]

I’ve found that parenting during a pandemic is mostly asking my 3 y/o to “go check on daddy” so I can scroll Instagram for 45 seconds.

#AdultingAndStuff #parentinginapandemic #Parenthood #ToddlerLife #sendhelp #winetime

[Olive @thisisallfine]

I’d say my biggest sexual fantasy is my husband watching me load the dishwasher and thinking to himself how much better my way is.

@MarriageMartini #marriage #husbandandwife #HappilyEverAfter

[Olive @thisisallfine]

@lezzimomof2 You’re getting veggie straws?