Andy Allen

Dodging curve balls since 89'.

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@ThaiAirways please please please upgrade me and my girlfriend to business class for our flight to Thailand tomorrow at 11. I'm more charming than Hugh Grant and will entertain you all...

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@YazzyHassoun alright sexy?

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

I'm back bitches

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@NickPisa Watching your blatant lack of empathy deeply saddened me and you deserve the backlash you will inevitably get for cheap journalism

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@NickPisa "It's not my job to check if is a story is true before I print it" - I'm pretty sure that is the definition of journalism!

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@jamoworthington exactly the same haha

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

Sometimes you just have a shit day

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

Download a Bear! https://t.co/bx6TbbTjQy Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear https://t.co/OoAVa0KxlQ

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@AdmiralUK are one of the worse insurers I have dealt with in 10 years. Cancelled.

[Soccer Gods LDN @soccergodsldn]

Leavemyarsealona and @Inter_mnandos both notched 11 goals, beating Foxtrots and Underpant Gnomes. They will be in League A next season.

[Inter M'Nandos @Inter_mnandos]

BREAKING NEWS: Inter M'Nandos have been #promoted

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@Banished2Live @katestewartpt lol good luck mate... You sound real modest

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@katestewartpt boooo was worth a try

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@katestewartpt Kate can you marry me instead please? This is me

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

Instant mood killer

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

Why have the Brazilians dyes their hair grey?!

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

Well that was a nice reaction. Really filled me with confidence.

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@JannaBartlett haha big tune! "It was only just a dream." I need a flying car!

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@tylerlouisehill Don't get copy cats.

[Andy Allen @thisisandyallen]

@tylerlouisehill goth